Sex is like math
You add a bed 🛌
Subtract the clothes👚👕👖👙
Divide the legs🪢
And pray you don’t multiply 👨❤️👨👩❤️👨👩❤️👩
Where do you buy a dishwasher. Hot singles in your area
Japanese people are so cool and organized they have their own ways of suicide
woh nice cock
What do a shopping cart and a wheel chair have in common... they both carry vegetables
What game does an emo hate the most?
Cut the Rope
stop hating on pedos at least the drive slow in school zones
Whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven. Oh, wait... nevermind...
In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle dave...
(Set up joke for the actual joke) So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog. (Actual joke) When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.
Why couldn't Helen Keller eat her Big Mac?
She was too busy trying to read the sesame seeds.
What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
What do milk and make a wish kids have in common , they both have expire dates.
WARNING OFFENSIVE: What is the difference between a redhead and a brick... a brick gets laid
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how do you suprise a blind guy. leave the plunger in the toilet
I just found out that there is a racist stereotype about Asians being bad drivers, which isn't true... but if it is then maybe Pearl Harbor was just an accident.
Why cant Stephen hawking be a rocket league car? because he cant jump for a aerial
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What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.
