Worst Jokes Ever
What do masturbation and brain damage have in common? After a few strokes, there’s no going back.
What's a lesbian's favorite candy?
Licorice.
What do you call a blonde girl standing on her hands?
A brunette with bad breath.
Why is reverse cowgirl illegal in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
What do Rihanna and a DJ have in common?
They know how to get a beat down.
Google 'dancing Israelis'.
How do you flatten curves?
With an abortion.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do when nobody's home?
Beat it.
What does a one-night stand have in common with earthquakes? You never know how long they'll last.
Explain Bear is my favorite.
Why does Santa come down the chimney? Because he knows he isn't allowed to come in the back door.
Nah, did your barber catch a seizure while lining you up?
If a pregnant emo kills herself, is it murder-suicide?
My neighbor's daughter gave me a three-course meal last night:
Starters - role play and stripping.
Main course - Reverse Cowgirl.
Dessert - Blowy.
What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs in the evening?
A kitchen chair! Your momma sits in it for lunch, and your dad only manages to reattach one of the two legs that broke off by evening.
Did you hear about the streaker in church? He was caught by the organ.
There's a new Viagra and prune juice diet that's out.
Unfortunately, you can't tell if you're coming or going.
What do you get when you mix Viagra with spinach?
Strong to the finish.
You're so skinny that a Wi-Fi signal is stronger.
We finally have something in common with Africa. They die of starvation, we die of overeating.