Worst Jokes Ever
The great meme reset is like a fart. If you force it, it's gonna be shit.
If your wife has boxes and boxes ending up at your front door from her online shopping habit, tell her that you’ve only had one box through the marriage and that she should be happy.
What’s the difference between a woman and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.
What's the difference between a boomerang and a Black father?
A boomerang comes back.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile.
And I said, "That's a big word for a 5-year-old!"
What do you call a terrorist in a bath?
A bath bomb.
Why were the Twin Towers mad during 9/11?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead got plane.
Why can't Stephen Hawking win any arguments?
Because he can't stand up for himself.
What would Hitler do if he was in Minecraft?
Mien.
Why does no one die a virgin? Cause life fucks us all.
What is it you can give at Christmas and still keep? Herpes.
What would a Down syndrome Ben 10 alien be called?
Chromostone.
What do you call a party with 100 midgets? A little get together.
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.
Why is it called scissoring and not lip-syncing?
What Disney movie does the church make little girls watch?
Snow White and the Seven Deadly Sins.
Did you know that good Catholic girls like to WAP?
Yeah, they are all about Worship and Prayer.
What do you get when you cross a Chinese and an Indian man?
A car thief who can't drive.
What does a sex offender and Santa have in common?
They will come down your "chimney" tonight.
What do you call a terrorist attack in Iraq? A selfie!