Watching paint dry sounds like a THRILL compared to spending time with SLADE
I’ve seen doorknobs more interesting than LEO
Leo is like a broken pencil... POINTLESS
Leo must be a PARKING TICKET... not because of the “fine” thing, nah, it’s because she’s OVERSTAYED her WELCOME
There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrian’s FUNERAL than in his JOKES
If stupidity was a superpower, BLESSEDBRIAN would be a MARVEL CHARACTER
BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE
I‘ve seen more charisma in a wet mop than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S personality
BlessedBrian must be a SMOKE DETECTOR... because he never fails to kill the vibe
Oonly dic rapeboat got is his rhyming dictionary
Rapeboat so fat became yo momma look thin
Nasruddin Hodja was tilling his patch of land when a hunter came riding up.
“Hey, you!" said the man. “Did you see a boar run past?"
“Yes," replied Hodja.
“Which way did it go?" demanded the man.
Hodja pointed in the direction in which the boar had gone.
The man rode away without a word of thanks but he was back within minutes.
“No sign of it!" he said. “Are you sure it went that way?"
“I am certain," replied Hodja. “It went that way. Two years ago."
What's the difference between me and cancer? Well, my dad couldn't beat cancer.
So you're offended by midget jokes? C'mon grow up!
Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard? - so they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.
What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama? Yo mama can be found on Google maps.
What's the difference between yo mama and German men? - the balls... German men don't have them.
Y does rapeboat like going to the dog sheltr? It cheaper than a whore house
Rapeboat has 6 fingers on each hand an 1 big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding
Rapeboat makes Elton John seem straight