Worst Jokes Ever
What do trannies and jokes about them have in common?
Neither of them get old.
Who do the United States owe trillions of dollars to?
Jew-piter.
The only way trannies will pass successfully is by passing away.
Why can't Asians golf?
Because they can't drive.
The man had no arms and a little girl came over and said, "Give me a high-five."
He said, "I’ve got no arms," and the girl said, "Are you an eel? Cause he don’t have arms."
I keep hearing "Obesity kills."
My only question is "Why is it taking so long?"
“Which tool,” Andrea Bocelli asks Chris Doemges, “fits best in the mailbox?”
Doemges: “Probably the flathead screwdriver!”
Beethoven to Chris Doemges: "What instrument do you play outside in the Arctic at -12 degrees Celsius?"
Doemges: "Probably the shiver..."
What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
You take your boots off before jumping on a trampoline.
What do you call a disabled person that has no legs and likes being alone?
Leaving, walking.
Q: What did Britney say to Kevin when they were in bed?
A: "Hit me baby one more time."
Who are the fastest readers?
The pilots on 9/11. They went through six stories in 5 seconds.
How can Batman defeat the Joker? A: With a handful of sleeping pills.
What do you call a Muslim guy in a bathtub?
A bath bomb 💣
What does an orphan call a kidnapping?
A surprise adoption.
Did you hear? There's a new fast food restaurant coming: Jacko in the Box.
The real reason women are always cold is because they’re not in front of a stove or an oven. So, naturally, when they leave the habitat, they need to have two blankets.
Why couldn't George Floyd become a Demon Slayer?
Because he couldn't breathe.
What’s the difference between air and a six year old?
Air has resistance.
I was reading a book about an immortal cat the other day; it was impossible to put down.