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What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them
what does Micheal Jackson do with his meat? " Just beat it " His song btw lol
What does Micheal Jackson and maths have in common they are both hard for kids
Girl: "Hey, why don't you come over?"
Guy: "I can't. Cops are looking for me, they say I killed 2 people."
Girl: "C'mon, my parents aren't home."
Guy: "About that..."
Like if your dad is abusive
What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.
My child: "Dad, am I beautiful?"
Me: "You’re like the sun, sweetie. You’re painful to look at."
Why does michael jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
What is michael Jackson's favorite instrument, a small skin flute
why does michael jackson like doge miner? he thinks its about minors dressed in doge costumes
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
Why are cigarettes good for the environment? They kill people.
Michael Jackson broke his window what dose he say? i cant sehe
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
what does michael jackson get hicgh on? A LITTLE CRACK
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag
One is made of plastic and bad for kids the other one holds shopping
whats michael jacksons favorite drug? CRACK
So my sister is a feminist I asked her what do you to hear a rape joke she said no I still decided to force one down her throat anyway.
