Worst Jokes Ever
Remember: Alcohol doesn't solve your problems, but neither does milk or water.
What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? Well hung.
What’s the difference between a gay rooster and a straight rooster?
A straight rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-do!"
A gay rooster says, "Any cock will do!"
Why do vegans hate sex?
They don't want to say they had a meat in 'em.
What do teenage girls and happy meals have in common?
They both come with a toy.
What kind of paper towel do they use in special education classrooms?
Downey.
What’s the difference between masturbation and brain damage?
After a few strokes, there’s no going back.
US Marine: Knock knock!
Al Qaeda fighter: Who's there?
US Marine: (Kicks down door, throws grenade, opens fire) FREEDOM, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!
What do a Rubik's Cube and a dick have in common?
The more you play with them, the harder they get.
What is fraud supposed to taste like?
Bananas and Rice.
All the Muslims are pissed off because 24 hours after Chuck Norris went to heaven there were no more virgins left.
Women understand each other.
That’s why they argue.
The students at Columbine needed books, but all they got were magazines.
Q: What kind of paper towel do they use in special education classrooms?
A: Downey.
Bonnie Blue's son could win a science fair just by participating.
Why did a cop in the 1960s cross the road? To arrest a faggot for cross-dressing.
How are rape and airplanes similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
You are so skinny, you probably wipe your butt with floss.
Chuck Norris doesn’t go to heaven; Heaven comes to Chuck Norris. RIP.
What does Bugs Bunny say when he has a boner?
"What's up, cock?"