if being sexy were a crime you better lock me up. not because I'm sexy but because I have 5 dead children in my basement
Why did God create women before men? He didnβt want any advice on how to do it
What do you call an Irish person having a seizure? A Shamrock Shake.
Q. What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Ubereats? Abortion clinics don't do deliveries.
Abortion isn't murder, it's more like backspacing a typo.
What's the most embarrassing thing about locking your keys in the care outside a pregnancy care center? A. Having to go inside and ask for a coathanger.
A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students she was charged with Interpreting black police officer
If two blind people meet, one of them says: Long time, no see
Nothing starts with n and ends with gβ
What do women and KFC have in common? After you get done with the thighs and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
I heard Pixar is releasing a new movie Itβs called finding chemo
Gas is expensive nowadays In the 1940s they got it for free
Did you know that a majority of the U.S is afraid of the dark Especially if they are right behind you at the ATM.
What do you call group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama windchimes
WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CHILD ABUSE AND ABANDONMENT?
THE ABUSED ONES ARE FORCED TO LISTEN WHILE BEING ABUSED WHILE ABANDONED KIDS CRY BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE PARENTS ANYMORE
i forgot the joke i wanted to say chat is this real
Don't do suicide shit nearly killed me tbh ππππ
whats an other name for cuming inside of a woman
loading the dishwasher
Long time since I made a joke huh? I used a Time Machine to make this one
what did the man say to the deaf kid he said