What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? You slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.
Worst Jokes Ever
I raped a girl and I liked it.
I hope my girlfriend won't mind it.
It felt so wrong, it felt so right.
Don't mean I'm in love tonight.
Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
E.T. eventually went home!
I dated a furry once.
The relationship didn't work out, she was a cheetah.
What do furries and fast food lovers have in common? They both love hot dogs.
What happens when a furry takes over Nazi Germany?
The Furred Reich.
Cheese, a beloved food item across the globe, has a rich history, diverse varieties, and significant nutritional value. Originating over 7,000 years ago, cheese has evolved from a method of preserving milk to a culinary staple enjoyed in countless dishes and cuisines.
The diversity of cheese is truly astounding. From the creamy Brie of France to the sharp Cheddar of England, the smoky Gouda of the Netherlands to the tangy Feta of Greece, each variety of cheese reflects the culture and geography of its origin. The process of cheese-making, while sharing a common foundation, varies greatly, resulting in differences in texture, flavor, and appearance. This diversity is a testament to human ingenuity and the rich tapestry of global food culture.
In terms of nutrition, cheese is a valuable source of protein, calcium, and vitamins such as B12. However, it's also high in fat and sodium, which means it should be consumed in moderation as part of a balanced diet. Despite this, the unique flavors and textures of cheese make it a cherished part of many people's diets.
There are 206 bones in my body.
When I look at you, it becomes 207.
What is the only warm organ in a dead woman?
My dick!
Brings a whole new meaning to brotherly love.
Justice for all!
My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. Orphanages are really fun to work at.
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.
Your momma is so old she has been a waitress at the last supper.
Roses are red. The sun isn't shining. My mental state is rapidly declining.
Communism is actually kinda tight.
Why do Chinese people like playing Among Us?
It’s the only place they can vote!
I am on the German website.
