Worst Jokes Ever
You ever try sexting with AI? Every time I type “I’m coming,” it replies, “Coming where? Need directions?”
What’s the difference between anal and oral sex?
Oral sex makes your day. Anal makes your hole weak.
How can you tell if your husband is dead?
The sex is the same, but you get to use the remote.
I told AI to talk dirty to me. It started describing my browser history.
A man wakes up and asks his wife, “Are you okay? You were cursing me all night in your sleep.” The wife replies, “Who says I was sleeping?”
What was Jesus's favorite sport?
Lacrosse.
What's the difference between a gay rooster and a straight rooster?
Straight rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo."
A gay rooster says, "Any cock will do."
It's often said that people peaked in high school.
I think Trump peaked in kindergarten.
I don't beat up midgets.
That would be punching down.
Why doesn't The View have anyone on it who is trans? They just look like they are.
I don’t like to play games, actually. There is one game: It’s Barbie. Of course, I’ll be Ken, and you’ll be the box cum in.
Have you heard the word of the day? It’s "legs".
Now, let’s go back to my place and I can spread them.
What does a burnt pizza, cold beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?
Someone didn’t pull it out in time.
A kindergarten teacher asks her students, "Do you know any words that start with P?"
Little Timmy responds with, "Elmo."
Yo momma so delusional, she thought your grandma's Venus flytrap was Audrey II.
What do you call two Chinese lesbians?
Two can't chew.
What do you call a flooded hospital?
Vegetable soup.
A school shooter enters a kindergarten classroom. Little Timmy says, “He’s my daddy!”
The teacher, Mr. Mortez, screams. Little Timmy then says, “Mr. Mortez, my daddy says you’re a big fat whale and he wants to roll you all the way to Canada!” *pushes Mr. Mortez* Little Timmy says, “Hail f**king Canada!”
What does a slave owner use to buy slaves? A Master Card.
Why does Batman’s mask only cover half of his face?
So the police can see that he’s white.