What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.
Worst Jokes Ever
Your momma is so old she has been a waitress at the last supper.
Roses are red. The sun isn't shining. My mental state is rapidly declining.
Communism is actually kinda tight.
Why do Chinese people like playing Among Us?
It’s the only place they can vote!
I am on the German website.
Why was 10 traumatized?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
What is the worst thing your sibling can steal from you?
Your virginity.
Why can’t Chinese people have a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
Why are Americans stupid? They shoot everyone that goes to school.
Son: Dad, I think I got a girl pregnant.
Dad: Well, is she already part of the family?
Son: Yes, why?
Dad: Then there’s no need to be worried.
What do you call a baby Mexican? A paragraph because they aren’t a full essay.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
A man was in a courtroom. The judge said, "What should this man's punishment be?"
A random guy yelled, "Off with his head!"
The judge said, "He shall give head to every man in this room."
The guy yelled, "Wait, that's not what I said!"
Teacher: Hey Timmy (the quiet kid), what comes after X?
The quiet kid: Splosion.
Teacher: What comes after A?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
Teacher: Faints.
What kind of man would be a lesbian's best friend? A decimen.
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.
What shoe shop would be a lesbian's best friend, decimen?
The lines on the pride flag look pretty straight to me!
