Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? You slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.

I raped a girl and I liked it.

I hope my girlfriend won't mind it.

It felt so wrong, it felt so right.

Don't mean I'm in love tonight.

I dated a furry once.

The relationship didn't work out, she was a cheetah.

What do furries and fast food lovers have in common? They both love hot dogs.

Cheese, a beloved food item across the globe, has a rich history, diverse varieties, and significant nutritional value. Originating over 7,000 years ago, cheese has evolved from a method of preserving milk to a culinary staple enjoyed in countless dishes and cuisines.

The diversity of cheese is truly astounding. From the creamy Brie of France to the sharp Cheddar of England, the smoky Gouda of the Netherlands to the tangy Feta of Greece, each variety of cheese reflects the culture and geography of its origin. The process of cheese-making, while sharing a common foundation, varies greatly, resulting in differences in texture, flavor, and appearance. This diversity is a testament to human ingenuity and the rich tapestry of global food culture.

In terms of nutrition, cheese is a valuable source of protein, calcium, and vitamins such as B12. However, it's also high in fat and sodium, which means it should be consumed in moderation as part of a balanced diet. Despite this, the unique flavors and textures of cheese make it a cherished part of many people's diets.

There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. Orphanages are really fun to work at.

What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?

One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.

Why do Chinese people like playing Among Us?

It’s the only place they can vote!