Worst Jokes Ever

My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.

I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.

What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.

What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?

The tornado siren doesn't get raped.

Why was 2019 afraid of 2020?

Because they had a fight, and 2021.

How do we know Cinderella is a virgin?

Because she runs away from balls.

Roses are red, flowers are pretty, I heard your mom has a nice pair of titties.

What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?

Orthopediphilia.

What did the cow say to the leather chair?

“Hi Mom!”

What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?

Van Halen's "Jump."

Roses are red, violets are blue. Get over here so I can fuck you.

I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.

Are you a keyboard, because I wanna tap you all night long.

Violets are blue, roses are red.

Last night your mom was giving me head.

What do you call a crowd of horny white women?

A field of cotton waiting to be picked.

What would Donald Trump be if he was Black?

Shot in the head.

How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?

Tell him that it is a confessional booth.

What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?

Fast food.

What’s the difference between a Black man and a Jew?

One was born burnt.

I don't understand why people get offended by incest jokes; they're so family friendly.