Worst Jokes Ever
Comic: God, you're a fuckin' virgin, aren't you?!
Gerald: No! I've been 'round the block loads of times; women practically drool over me.
Comic: Yeah, and the Archbishop of Banterbury, mate. A name like Gerald, and with added 'four eyes' like them shit pair of glasses from FOUR EYED SPECCY INSTITUTION, mate, the only woman your dick has been in was when you were inside your mom's womb.
What is the best game for a deaf person?
Charades.
A black cat will be racist next.
What is a deaf person's favorite game?
Charades.
What does a cop say when you shoot a ginger?
I guess orange is the new black.
How come you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to be a fruit, when you’re already a vegetable.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A saltshaker.
My girlfriend called me pedophile today.
Big word for a 12-year-old.
Knock knock.
Who is there?
WE WILL ASK THE QUESTIONS!
What does a woman and a hurricane have in common?
They’re nice and wet at first, but in the end they take everything.
Trump should be grateful for DEI.
How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?
Hello explain bear my love 💕💕
Political correctness has gone too far! You have to say "cognitive decline" rather than "Alzheimer's ridden shitbag"!
A vegan and a transgender jump off a cliff to see who will hit the bottom first.
Who wins?
Society.
If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?
Tell your mom I don't like waiting in queues.
Been single for a couple of years and then I met this Muslim girl. She soon put the spark back into things.
Why was Helen Keller so bad at driving?
Because she's a woman.
If you're ever in need of a punching bag, just go to your local Alzheimer's unit.
They'll forget you were there in like three minutes.
Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.
That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.