Worst Jokes Ever

My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.

What did the woman say when I told a rape joke?

"I don't get it."

Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?

Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.

What did the rape victim give to her rapist?

Head.

Why did the rape victim cross the road?

Because she was a chicken!

What happened to the woman who dated a rapist?

She was date raped.

How do you know if a rapist loves you?

He will rape you many times.

Why did the fat rape victim cross the road?

To block traffic.

What flavor ice cream do rape victims enjoy?

Cock flavor.

What kind of rape victim has a shower ten times a day?

The type that gets raped a lot.

Where do rape victims live?

In kennels.

Your girlfriend/boyfriend says: "I'm dating your uncle..." You start crying and you look under the bed and your uncle says: "Damn."

One day I was with my mom and we had no money on the credit card, and we live far, and my mom was hungry.

A guy and his friend had a car and asked us if we were lost. We said no, we have no ride, no money, and my mom is hungry. So the guy would take us for a blowjob each, so I was driving the car and my mom gave both guys a blowjob. We had to get out of the car to look for something, then the two guys went in the car and told us we got bad news and good news. I asked what the bad news was. They said that they're not taking us home, so I asked what the good news was. They told me that they fed my mom and drove off. I guess where they left us wasn't a long walk and my mom wasn't hungry anymore.