Worst Jokes Ever

Your mom gave me a three course meal last night:

Starters - Foreplay

Main course - Reverse Cowgirl

Dessert - Blowy

Won't forget the side drink of an individual on individual bukkake.

Your mom's ass is so petite and big, I'd pound that till the Earth shakes.

Your mom has quite the mouth on her.

As I found out last night. Oh, what a night!! 😏 😉 😜

About to go on a date.

But she was late.

So I got some tape.

And eventually punished her with rape.

Did you hear about the bull who went on a shooting rampage?

I guess he was a little deranged.

Why is a ghost so predictable?

Because you can see right through it.

Comic: God, you're a fuckin' virgin, aren't you?!

Gerald: No! I've been 'round the block loads of times; women practically drool over me.

Comic: Yeah, and the Archbishop of Banterbury, mate. A name like Gerald, and with added 'four eyes' like them shit pair of glasses from FOUR EYED SPECCY INSTITUTION, mate, the only woman your dick has been in was when you were inside your mom's womb.

What is the best game for a deaf person?

Charades.

A black cat will be racist next.

What is a deaf person's favorite game?

Charades.

What does a cop say when you shoot a ginger?

I guess orange is the new black.

How come you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?

It’s hard to be a fruit, when you’re already a vegetable.

What do you call a white person having a seizure?

A saltshaker.

My girlfriend called me pedophile today.

Big word for a 12-year-old.

Knock knock.

Who is there?

WE WILL ASK THE QUESTIONS!

What does a woman and a hurricane have in common?

They’re nice and wet at first, but in the end they take everything.

Trump should be grateful for DEI.

How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?

Hello explain bear my love 💕💕

Political correctness has gone too far! You have to say "cognitive decline" rather than "Alzheimer's ridden shitbag"!

A vegan and a transgender jump off a cliff to see who will hit the bottom first.

Who wins?

Society.