A man was in a courtroom. The judge said, "What should this man's punishment be?"
A random guy yelled, "Off with his head!"
The judge said, "He shall give head to every man in this room."
The guy yelled, "Wait, that's not what I said!"
A man was in a courtroom. The judge said, "What should this man's punishment be?"
A random guy yelled, "Off with his head!"
The judge said, "He shall give head to every man in this room."
The guy yelled, "Wait, that's not what I said!"
Teacher: Hey Timmy (the quiet kid), what comes after X?
The quiet kid: Splosion.
Teacher: What comes after A?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
Teacher: Faints.
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.
I’m autistic, and I don’t approve of you guys making fun of the 75,000,000 other people.
My dog is pregnant. I'm gonna be a... I don't know?
Ohhh, an owner.
What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?
The cowgirl.
My sister's pregnant, I'm gonna be a dad!
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
What's the square root of your dead?
9/11.
What do you call a priest who became a singer?
Michael Jackson.
Why was 10 scared? Cause he saw 9 rape 11.
I was trying to make homemade baby powder until I realized it isn't made from babies, oops wrong ingredient... smh
Fun fact: this category of jokes is the MOST hated one by feminists.
Unless you force them the point.
Who wants to see me rape a toddler?