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What song do you play at a emo kids funeral House of Pain jump around
I told my brother If he wanted to have a Wonderful first day of school then he should put cook book in the women’s sports section at the school library.
My favorite thing to do in libraries is put cook book in the women’s sports section
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Theory is when you know everything but nothing works.
Practice is when everything works but no one knows why.
In our lab, theory and practice are combined: Nothing works and no one knows why.
We aren't ghost, but I'll take you under the sheets
Are you a keyboard, cause I wanna tap you all night long
They say I have a sliver tongue, I'll let you make it white
I'm not counting, but I have some fingers for you
Why are orphans so bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house looks like
What do orgasms and impulses have in common? I don’t care if they have either of them
How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood His hand caught on fire
How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a roman catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar? Tell him that it is a confessional booth
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? Fast food
What did God say when he made the first woman? Where is your dick at?
What is the difference between white people and coal It’s bad for the environment to burn coal
We send millions of mosquito nets to Africa we can save millions of mosquitoes from dying of aids
What’s faster than a black guy with the TV? His little brother with the Console
why cant orphans have cookies? They are home made
