What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald’s drive-thru
Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?
He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.
Yo mama so clumsy she gave birth to you.
We used to have Reagan, Jonny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have Biden, no cash, and no hope.
What do you white people use as pronouns? Crack/her
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company
Crack/her
In 2011 Stephen Hawking said there is no God, 2018 God said there is no Steve Hawking
"what do you want to eat" "You choose" "Children" "What?" *Picks up pot* "You said anything"
I'd tell a slavery joke but they've been flogged to death.
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders? He hit them all when he started shooting his shot
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word racism. People can't be something that doesn't exist
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun now it’s an assault rifle
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
whats the diference between a dead person and a walkie talkie
a dead person does not walkie or talkie
if you give a man a plane ticket he will fly for a couple of hours but if youu push a man out of a plane he will fly for the rest of his live :)
Alcoholics don't run in my family, they drive!
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common They both get laid by Mexicans
Hey I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive, unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you at least.
Drake
The truth behind hitlers suicide, his gas bill was to high.
