Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Why do Chinese people like playing Among Us?

It’s the only place they can vote!

What is the worst thing your sibling can steal from you?

Your virginity.

Why can’t Chinese people have a white baby?

Because two wongs don’t make a white.

Son: Dad, I think I got a girl pregnant.

Dad: Well, is she already part of the family?

Son: Yes, why?

Dad: Then there’s no need to be worried.

What do you call a baby Mexican? A paragraph because they aren’t a full essay.

What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!

Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.

Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."

A man was in a courtroom. The judge said, "What should this man's punishment be?"

A random guy yelled, "Off with his head!"

The judge said, "He shall give head to every man in this room."

The guy yelled, "Wait, that's not what I said!"

Teacher: Hey Timmy (the quiet kid), what comes after X?

The quiet kid: Splosion.

Teacher: What comes after A?

The quiet kid: AK-47.

Teacher: Faints.

I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.