Yo momma so dumb that she thought Auradon was in "Varian And The Seven Kingdoms."
Worst Jokes Ever
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎
Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: "we threw your tea in the ocean." 💀
British people making offensive jokes about America: "our towers didn’t explode."😎
What's the difference between my ripped jeans and my arms?.
None.
Roses are red, violets are blue, keep being you, let no one discourage you.
Spell "attic."
Okay. A-T-T-I-C. /a titi/ tata. I see.
Roses are red. Violets are too. You better run, I’m following you!
What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
Am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite phrase to parents of boys? "Leave me alone!"
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"
I hate it when a couple has a minor quarrel, and the girlfriend updates her Facebook status to ‘single.’
I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but I never update my status to ‘orphan.’
What’s the worst joke ever? Your parents’ relationship.
Like if you like school (I mean if you don't)!
When is a rape victim right?
When she admits she lied.
Rape victims suck, literally.
I'm offended.
- Liberals
What did the blonde say when I told a rape joke?
"Can you show me what rape is?"
Woman: Doctor, doctor, I've been raped.
Doctor: Sex is good for you!
