Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
Have you heard about the animal that was made of a human hand?
It's an ARMadillo.
Knock knock? Who's there? Kanga. Kanga who? Not kangawho, kangaroo!
Kid: Why aren’t koalas considered bears?
Nerd: Because they're marsupials.
Kid: No, because they didn’t have the koala-fication!
Animals are just... so hot!
