Zoology jokes
What happens when animals do a squat?
It doesn't become pretty...
Why don't people sit next to the cheetah during a test?
Because he's a cheetah!
What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
What are 8 people hiding in a corner because they're scared?
An octopus.
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelevant.
Q: What type of mother gives their daughter sperm? A: A furry mother.
What do you call an animal with 3 eyes, 2 mouths, 6 noses, and 4 ears?
A salamander came by me the other day and he AXOLOTL questions. Ba dum tss!!!
What do you call a three humped camel?
What's every elderly person's spirit animal? The blue tang fish.
Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?
Because he had a reptile dysfunction!
Q: What's black, white, and Asian?
A: A panda!
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, "Have you heard about the mad cow disease that's going around?"
"Yeah," the other cow says. "Makes me glad I'm a penguin."
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Answer: Elephino.
When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?
Animals are just... so hot!
"Octo" means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs... so where did the "pus" come from?
Where do you mix a bunny and a hare?
Bunny hair.
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
One of them you'll see in a while, and the other one you'll see later.