Zoology jokes

This is how big cats were named.

"I HATE BIG CATS. THAT ONE IS A LIAR, THAT ONE IS A CHEATER. THE ONE IS A POO-MA."

"Lion. Cheetah. Puma. You're getting a promotion."

A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”

“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”

What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.

Sans: What do you call a skeleton snake?

A rattler!

Sans: ha ha ha ha!!

Holy cow!

A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”

“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”

How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.

Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?

Because they don't have them on the inside.

Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?

To see his closest relatives.