This is how big cats were named.
"I HATE BIG CATS. THAT ONE IS A LIAR, THAT ONE IS A CHEATER. THE ONE IS A POO-MA."
"Lion. Cheetah. Puma. You're getting a promotion."
What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?
Monkeypox.
If you ever thought you were gay, remember that cockroaches exist.
What meds do snakes with ADHD take?
Adder-all.
When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
A: Cowacat
B: Mooore
C: Cowacatfood