Zoology Jokes

Cat

This is how big cats were named.

"I HATE BIG CATS. THAT ONE IS A LIAR, THAT ONE IS A CHEATER. THE ONE IS A POO-MA."

"Lion. Cheetah. Puma. You're getting a promotion."

Gorilla

What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?

Monkeypox.

Cow

A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”

“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”

Eagle

What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.

Snake

Sans: What do you call a skeleton snake?

A rattler!

Sans: ha ha ha ha!!

Cow

Holy cow!

A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”

“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”

Cow

What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?

A: Cowacat

B: Mooore

C: Cowacatfood

Cow

How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.

Cheetah

Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?

Because they don't have them on the inside.

Orphan

Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?

To see his closest relatives.