Animals are just... so hot!
What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?
Monkeypox.
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.
If you ever thought you were gay, remember that cockroaches exist.
What's every elderly person's spirit animal? The blue tang fish.
What meds do snakes with ADHD take?
Adder-all.
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelevant.
When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
A: Cowacat
B: Mooore
C: Cowacatfood
Why can’t you sell nans, but you can sell zebras?
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
What is the sexiest animal alive? The Βυττerfly.
What are 8 people hiding in a corner because they're scared?
An octopus.
What do you call a group of kangaroos? Gangaroos.
What do you call a once that's an insect?
A creepy crawly.
Kid: Why aren’t koalas considered bears?
Nerd: Because they're marsupials.
Kid: No, because they didn’t have the koala-fication!
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
