Zoology Jokes

Crocodile

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

One of them you'll see in a while, and the other one you'll see later.

Difference

What’s the difference between a bird and a human?

“We don’t eat with our peckers.”

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  • Cow

    A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, "Have you heard about the mad cow disease that's going around?"

    "Yeah," the other cow says. "Makes me glad I'm a penguin."

    Cat

    This is how big cats were named.

    "I HATE BIG CATS. THAT ONE IS A LIAR, THAT ONE IS A CHEATER. THE ONE IS A POO-MA."

    "Lion. Cheetah. Puma. You're getting a promotion."

    Cow

    How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.

    Octopus

    "Octo" means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs... so where did the "pus" come from?

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  • Difference

    What’s the difference between a cat and a frog?

    A cat has nine lives, and a frog croaks every day.

    Penguin

    Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?

    Because they don’t have pockets. I’m

    Koala

    Q: What do you do if you bump into a koala?

    A: You koalagize to it.

    Koala

    Why aren’t koalas actual bears?

    They don’t meet all the koalifications!

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  • Koala

    Why is the koala not a bear?

    It doesn't have the right koalafications.