Zoology jokes
Why are toads born with balls on their body?
Because they want more attention!
Sans: What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
Sans: ha ha ha ha!!
If you ever thought you were gay, remember that cockroaches exist.
What do you cross with a cow and a tiger? (mooigter)
Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?
Monkeypox.
What do you call a once that's an insect?
A creepy crawly.
When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?
Holy cow!
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
Animals are just... so hot!
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
A: Cowacat
B: Mooore
C: Cowacatfood
What's every elderly person's spirit animal? The blue tang fish.
If my cat was a cactus, doesn't that make him a catus?
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
Snake one: Are we venomous?
Snake two: Yep!... Why do you ask?
Snake one: Cuz I just bit my tongue!!! (Drama scene)
Why is the koala not a bear?
It doesn't have the right koalafications.
A salamander came by me the other day and he AXOLOTL questions. Ba dum tss!!!
Q: What do you do if you bump into a koala?
A: You koalagize to it.
How many animals can you fit in a pair of underpants?
A. A cock and a few hairs (hares).