What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
One of them you'll see in a while, and the other one you'll see later.
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
One of them you'll see in a while, and the other one you'll see later.
What’s the difference between a bird and a human?
“We don’t eat with our peckers.”
Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?
Because he had a reptile dysfunction!
The joke about the giraffe’s neck is far too long to tell.
"Octo" means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs... so where did the "pus" come from?
What’s the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives, and a frog croaks every day.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have pockets. I’m
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Answer: Elephino.