What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
One of them you'll see in a while, and the other one you'll see later.
What’s the difference between a bird and a human?
“We don’t eat with our peckers.”
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, "Have you heard about the mad cow disease that's going around?"
"Yeah," the other cow says. "Makes me glad I'm a penguin."
Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?
Because he had a reptile dysfunction!
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelevant.
"Octo" means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs... so where did the "pus" come from?
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have pockets. I’m
Q: What do you do if you bump into a koala?
A: You koalagize to it.
What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
Why is the koala not a bear?
It doesn't have the right koalafications.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Answer: Elephino.
What do you call a cat that walks slowly?
CATerpillar
Snake one: Are we venomous?
Snake two: Yep!... Why do you ask?
Snake one: Cuz I just bit my tongue!!! (Drama scene)
Why don’t alligators grow up to 15 feet?
They only have 4.
What do you call an octopus on land?
A spider, duh!
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Moas didn't even know that existed!
What happens when animals do a squat?
It doesn't become pretty...
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
