Zoology jokes
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
One of them you'll see in a while, and the other one you'll see later.
What’s the difference between a bird and a human?
“We don’t eat with our peckers.”
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, "Have you heard about the mad cow disease that's going around?"
"Yeah," the other cow says. "Makes me glad I'm a penguin."
Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?
Because he had a reptile dysfunction!
What meds do snakes with ADHD take?
Adder-all.
This is how big cats were named.
"I HATE BIG CATS. THAT ONE IS A LIAR, THAT ONE IS A CHEATER. THE ONE IS A POO-MA."
"Lion. Cheetah. Puma. You're getting a promotion."
What's a kind of cat that lives in the water? Octopus.
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelevant.
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.
The joke about the giraffe’s neck is far too long to tell.
"Octo" means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs... so where did the "pus" come from?
What’s the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives, and a frog croaks every day.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have pockets. I’m
Q: What do you do if you bump into a koala?
A: You koalagize to it.
What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
How many times do you tickle a squid before it laughs?
TEN-TICKLES
Why aren’t koalas actual bears?
They don’t meet all the koalifications!
Why is the koala not a bear?
It doesn't have the right koalafications.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Answer: Elephino.
What do you call a cat that walks slowly?
CATerpillar