Zoology jokes
Sans: What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
Sans: ha ha ha ha!!
Holy cow!
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
Why are toads born with balls on their body?
Because they want more attention!
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
A: Cowacat
B: Mooore
C: Cowacatfood
What do you call a once that's an insect?
A creepy crawly.
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
If you ever thought you were gay, remember that cockroaches exist.
What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?
Monkeypox.
Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
Snake one: Are we venomous?
Snake two: Yep!... Why do you ask?
Snake one: Cuz I just bit my tongue!!! (Drama scene)
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
Knock knock? Who's there? Kanga. Kanga who? Not kangawho, kangaroo!
Why don’t alligators grow up to 15 feet? They only have 4.
What do you cross with a cow and a tiger? (mooigter)
What’s the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it’ll be delighted!
How many animals can you fit in a pair of underpants?
A. A cock and a few hairs (hares).
Why does no one sit next to a cheetah during school? Because they're a big cheetah.
Have you heard about the animal that was made of a human hand?
It's an ARMadillo.
When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.