Zoology jokes
This is how big cats were named.
"I HATE BIG CATS. THAT ONE IS A LIAR, THAT ONE IS A CHEATER. THE ONE IS A POO-MA."
"Lion. Cheetah. Puma. You're getting a promotion."
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To study the FLOW of the WILD.
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelevant.
Sans: What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
Sans: ha ha ha ha!!
Snake one: Are we venomous?
Snake two: Yep!... Why do you ask?
Snake one: Cuz I just bit my tongue!!! (Drama scene)
Why don't people sit next to the cheetah during a test?
Because he's a cheetah!
What are 8 people hiding in a corner because they're scared?
An octopus.
What’s the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it’ll be delighted!
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?
Because he had a reptile dysfunction!
Have you heard about the animal that was made of a human hand?
It's an ARMadillo.
How many animals can you fit in a pair of underpants?
A. A cock and a few hairs (hares).
A salamander came by me the other day and he AXOLOTL questions. Ba dum tss!!!
What's every elderly person's spirit animal? The blue tang fish.
Whet
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
Why are toads born with balls on their body?
Because they want more attention!
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Answer: Elephino.
What do you call a once that's an insect?
A creepy crawly.
When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?