Zoology jokes
Q: What's black, white, and Asian?
A: A panda!
My owl turned 180 today.
He isn’t old, he just has a bad neck.
A salamander came by me the other day and he AXOLOTL questions. Ba dum tss!!!
What do you cross with a cow and a tiger? (mooigter)
Holy cow!
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.
What's every elderly person's spirit animal? The blue tang fish.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
A: Cowacat
B: Mooore
C: Cowacatfood
Why do orphans like tigers? I don't know, you tell me.
What do you call a bird with no feet? A fly.
What are 8 people hiding in a corner because they're scared?
An octopus.
Draw an accurate diagram representing the elephant genitalia. Use all 30 sheets of paper provided.
Why don't people sit next to the cheetah during a test?
Because he's a cheetah!
When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?
Whet
Where do you mix a bunny and a hare?
Bunny hair.
How do you make an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles.
Animals are just... so hot!
Kid: Why aren’t koalas considered bears?
Nerd: Because they're marsupials.
Kid: No, because they didn’t have the koala-fication!
Knock knock? Who's there? Kanga. Kanga who? Not kangawho, kangaroo!