Zoology jokes
Q: What's black, white, and Asian?
A: A panda!
My owl turned 180 today.
He isn’t old, he just has a bad neck.
A salamander came by me the other day and he AXOLOTL questions. Ba dum tss!!!
What do you cross with a cow and a tiger? (mooigter)
Why don't people sit next to the cheetah during a test?
Because he's a cheetah!
Holy cow!
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
A: Cowacat
B: Mooore
C: Cowacatfood
Why do orphans like tigers? I don't know, you tell me.
What's every elderly person's spirit animal? The blue tang fish.
When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?
What do you call a bird with no feet? A fly.
What are 8 people hiding in a corner because they're scared?
An octopus.
Draw an accurate diagram representing the elephant genitalia. Use all 30 sheets of paper provided.
Whet
Where do you mix a bunny and a hare?
Bunny hair.
How do you make an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles.
Animals are just... so hot!
Knock knock? Who's there? Kanga. Kanga who? Not kangawho, kangaroo!
Kid: Why aren’t koalas considered bears?
Nerd: Because they're marsupials.
Kid: No, because they didn’t have the koala-fication!