Zoology jokes
Animals are just... so hot!
Why aren’t koalas actual bears?
They don’t meet all the koalifications!
If you ever thought you were gay, remember that cockroaches exist.
"Octo" means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs... so where did the "pus" come from?
What do you cross with a cow and a tiger? (mooigter)
What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?
Monkeypox.
Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
If my cat was a cactus, doesn't that make him a catus?
Q: What do you do if you bump into a koala?
A: You koalagize to it.
What does your mother look like after I had sex with her eight times? An octopus.
How many times do you tickle an octopus to make it laugh?
Ten-tickles.
Why is the koala not a bear?
It doesn't have the right koalafications.
What’s the difference between a bird and a human?
“We don’t eat with our peckers.”
Community talk
When you first see an okapi, you might think it's related to a horse or a zebra. Its body and neck are horse-like, and its legs have black-and-white stripes like a zebra does. But the okapi is not related to a horse or a zebra; its closest relative is actually the giraffe. In fact, okapis are sometimes called forest giraffes, since they live mainly in the rain forests of central Africa. An okapi's relationship to a g… Read more
Did u know that cows moo in accents. And that there are black apples.
Since spiders molt, when you see what you think is a dead spider, it may just be that the spider left behind its exoskeleton and is now bigger than before.