Yours jokes
When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
You're pretty, pretty dumb, pretty toxic, pretty lame.
Why didn't the orphan do the work?
Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana. BORNANA.
Eating pork rinds, sword fightin' in pajamas at the crib playin' Fortnite with your grandma.
Lettuce: Tomato, you're doing great!
Tomato: Thanks for the condiment!
Your hairline went so back, you had to cry to your mama!
Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.
Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.
Look at your left hand, now look at your right hand, and tell yourself, "Which hand do you cheat with?"
Wanking.
Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password.
Me: Sorry mate, it's so short, get a longer one! 🤣
Deku: Hey Todoroki, are you done with your Halloween costume?
Todoroki: Yes. *comes out in a macaroni outfit*
Deku: Wha- I'm todoroni.
Bakugo: OMFG, I'm out! *blows up UA*
Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.
Your mum was so poor that she went to rob the bank, but she left because she couldn't find the cameras. She left her son, and the security [girl] gave him the camera.
You're so boring that you make war veterans die quicker, and yet they're still on life support.
If you're here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!
Aiden's the best, in any contest, and no matter what, he'll kick your butt!
Your disabled joke on you can't stand.
I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.
What’s the difference between your wife and a light switch?
I don’t turn on a light switch.
If you go broke, you could always rent parking garages on your huge ass forehead.