Yours jokes
You're so ugly, when you went to the makeup store, it shut down.
How did your dad come back with the milk? The Milky Way.
I know 5 fat people, and your mama is 4 of them.
The IRS hates when you don't have to pay your taxes with this one mind-blowing trick.
Friend #1: "What's your favourite thing about trees?"
Friend #2: "Apples"
Me: "I can hang myself in them."
Who needs April 1st if your whole life is already a lie?
If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Segma says, "32!"
Ligma Says, "And?"
Segma says, "Anding deez balls to your mouth."
When my dad left, he said he would bring back the milk, but 20 years later he only came with my new sister and eggs. And I confronted him, and he said, "I used all the milk to make your sister."
Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:
11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.
Lil Jimmy: Hey doc.
Doctor: Hi, sorry but I can’t see you anymore.
Lil Jimmy: Why?
Doctor: Because, Lil Jimmy, I’m a family doctor, you're an orphan.
Lil Jimmy: 👁👄👁🖕
My life is so sad it's because you're in it.
Hey girl, are your pants a mirror? 'Cause I can see myself in them.
New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
Control tower to Boeing 747, you're clear to land on (said person)'s forehead.
Why is reverse cowgirl illegal in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
You're so slow, the sped kid is your tutor.
Your tits look heavy. Need help holding them up?
Free service for tit holding!
What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
You take your boots off before jumping on a trampoline.
If you pour paint in your eyes, the paint loses the 't'.