Yours jokes

Hey, do you know who Dragon248 is? No, who is he? He's dragging these balls off your face.

What's the difference between you and a Barbie? There is no difference. Both of your faces are fake.

Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.

Kid: Your mom!

Orphan: I don't have a mom.

I got banana nut bread for you.

Oh no, the nuts are missing!

Oh, I found them!

You know where they are?

UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!

I bet you eat your cereal with water because your dad never came back with the milk.

Your name is baller cuz ur in my mom's baller.

You're so fat when you step, you break the galaxy.

Your mum is so fat when she died the Earth was flat! 😂😂😂😂

Boy, if you don't get your "I'm Burger King with my Burger Queen!"

You signed up for football, but you're no good.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Not your.

Not your who?

Not your mama!

I ear ass your dad's ass and he likes it.

Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.

Your hairline is so dusty that it got musty.

Why did your parents abandon you?

Because the first thing you dad said to be was; "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WIFE."

So you're saying a penny is worth more than a penny?

That don't make no cents.

Your grandma is pretty old; she'll die soon.

What do you get when you go to the beach and you get a tan on your feet?

Tan toes.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."