Yours jokes
If I busted an egg on your head... The yolk would be on you... hahaha...
I'm looking for women. Put your height, weight, and bra size in the comments.
Mom: I saw John Cena at WWE.
Son: No way, you can’t see him though.
Mom: God!
Son: What?
Mom: You watch too much reality TV (comes to smack butt).
Son: Also because I’m John Cena.
Mom: Where, where’d ya go?
John Cena: Hey, Mom.
Mom: I’m only 31, you’re 42.
What did the boy goat say to his girlfriend?
You're my boo!
I talked to your doctor. He said you wasn’t going to make it because your stretch marks look like pieces of bacon.
Write 317537 on your calculator and turn it over to spell "Leslie."
You're so ugly, even Smara gets jealous.
At an school 🏫 what is your school's name?
I bet when you were born, the doctor looked away because of your virginity.
Your mom is so skinny, she eats Skinny Pop!
Your forehead is so big that Mastermind thought you were his long lost brother!
Your hairline is so big, it was used as a highway.
Your mama's so fat, I don’t know if it is a hippo or not.
Fuck you and your shitty family!
"Ur Grandma" You think you're funny? Well, sorry, but you're not.
A bullet is like an arrow.
Nothing can stop it from going through your head.
This midget in my school has two moms. I said, "Did your dad go get the milk?" He told me to shut up. I said, "I don’t shut up, I grow up like you should."
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana. BORNANA.
Eating pork rinds, sword fightin' in pajamas at the crib playin' Fortnite with your grandma.
You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.
I always wear Puma, put my balls in your mouth.