Yours jokes
Your hairline so back it caused 9/11.
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said "Damn!"
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
The point of war is not to die for your country, but to make the fresh recruit on the enemy's side die for his.
A man walks into a bar and sees a piece of steak on the ceiling.
The cashier says, "If you can grab it, your meal's free!"
The man then said, "Nah, the stakes are too high."
Wanna hear a joke?
YOUR MOM!
OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Your momma is so fat, the whole Earth falls down to 100,000,000 ft.
What is a nut that says, "What is your favorite name?"
A magic nut.
When your friend moves to Texas and she comes back a cowgirl.
YEEEHAWW!
If you're Canadian in the kitchen, then what are you in the bathroom?
European.
How many kids does it take to change a light bulb? Apparently not 343,646 because my basement is still as dark as yours.
Is your name ooOOo? Because my name is lalala.
oOO laLA!
Best part about being an orphan?
Not spending 1h30 at the table every night with your dad yelling, "What's 2*3?!!" And you crying, "I don't know!!!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fishes.
Fishes who?
Fishes the police, come out with your hands up!
Wanna hear a short joke? Well duh, I mean that's why you're on here... Well, here one...
My life.
Why are sex toys something to stuff in your asshole and not a big racecar?
A boi found a magic vase and a genie came out and told him he had one wish. The boy said, "I wanna be like Batman." The genie said, "OK, your wish is granted."
The boy came home later that day and his parents were dead.
Stick your head up someone's butt. What do you get? A Butthead!
"Get your butt out of my face!"
"Then get your face out of my butt!!!"
How to tell your kid is adopted? Hi Daisy, let's play a game called "You're adopted!" I will start: Your mum died so I had to adopt you, but don't think I love you because you were the only kid there, haha!
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan because what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?