Yours jokes
Say, "Hey, you're pretty." Then she'll say, "OMG, thank you so much," or something cringe. Then you say, "Pretty f***ing ugly, aha, gottie!"
When you look exactly like your dead cousin and everybody thinks she faked her death.
FUCKING MENT
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tank." "Tank who?" "You're welcome!"
Your mum gay.
Me: (Jaiden) Why are you crying? Do you know where your parents are?
Orphan: *Sobs* "No."
God, I love working at an orphanage!
Why did the little girl cry twice?
Because you wiped your shitty bloody duck on her favorite teddy bear.
When your cousin who has a lisp died from the impostor in Among Us,
"THE IMPASTA KILLED MEH!"
You're so fat you can't see your penis when you piss.
If all the class are straight but you think that someone is hiding that he's gay, you're an investiGAYtor.
What's big and round?
Mine and not yours.
Who is your mum?
An emo.
You're so skinny you use floss to wipe your butt.
Your mom is so fat, it takes a year to turn around.
Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.
Your mom is so ugly even Shrek ran away from her.
My friend's 4-year-old daughter made up this joke.
What kind of poo should you put in your hair?
Shampoo.
If you’re bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦁🦁🦁🐩🐖🐒🐷🐵🐎+/;!¥/%? Fuckfuckfuuk of your own is also a joke about your relationship with Google and Twitter users who don't know what they think of their own personal life, and the way they have been involved since the last few years of debate is the only thing.
Why is your mom ugly, bozo?
Sorry.
Why are you sorry?
Sorry for putting deez nuts in your mouth.