Yours jokes
🎆 New Year's Eve
Lil Johnny👦: "Every year the same, people always have to start banging before midnight!"
Mom👱🏻♀️: "Johnny, would you please leave the bedroom now?"
Dad👨🏻🦰: "Son, if you don't leave, it'll bang on your head!"
POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
I like to make your mom jokes.
Because they're easy like your mom.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
You're like a cat, all you do is eat and sleep.
Your hairline had to "Fahrt" cuz my ass IS your hairline.
Hello 🤩 I'm here to ask, are there more doors or wheels? Like for doors, dislike for wheels. Comment for your reasons. I'm interested to see what will happen.
You know you’re getting fat when you sit in the bath, and the water in the bath rises.
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.
You're so dark that even God's light can't shine upon you.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.
You're all gay. HEHEHE!
One day, the milkman came to drop off milk.
The boy asked the milkman, "Do you know where my dad is?"
The milkman replies, "I am your dad," then runs off like Batman!
"I know, you have a lot on your plate right now."
Your hairline is farther back than the Mexican border.
Your mummy so skinny, she can't eat!
You're so skinny, death mistook you for dead.
What do you call Greg in your class? Obese.