Yours jokes
What did the skeleton say when his girlfriend said, "I'm gonna break your heart?"
He says, "Go ahead, you're not breaking my 206 healthy bones!"
It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)
When she says she wrestles, so you pull out your dick and she punches it.
What is the difference between a human being in the car with the snow and a tree and a walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠 was your name on it haha 😂 day a day I was thinking of a good
Me: Says to kid at adoption center, "You're adopted!"
Me and kid: hug.
Thought this site needed a little bit of nice jokes.
You have Chinged your last Chong.
The waiter asked me, "How would you like your steak?"
I replied, "As soon as possible!"
When your sister asks you to entertain her, you don't!
What do you think of your mom? I can do it.
POV: Your grandma is on life support. I would unplug her life support to charge my third phone.
When your girlfriend has been vomiting for 2 weeks and you find out she’s not pregnant.
Bf-*yes I knew it was a prank*
She has cancer.
@ the N-word of your dreams, why you not say nun on the fuckin community? You should talk on ther my g.
America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"
UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.
America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖
What do you say when your pet pig gets lost?
This is a pig problem!
If you got a crush and you are a 👧🏻 girl, let him lick 👅 your vagina.
Your hairline is like Spiderman: far from forehead.
You're so poor, you only got 2 jokes.
Like if you're gay.
I saw a kid on the curb. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at the orphanage!
Stinking poo poo bum.
Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣