Yours jokes

How to tell your kid is adopted? Hi Daisy, let's play a game called "You're adopted!" I will start: Your mum died so I had to adopt you, but don't think I love you because you were the only kid there, haha!

A boi found a magic vase and a genie came out and told him he had one wish. The boy said, "I wanna be like Batman." The genie said, "OK, your wish is granted."

The boy came home later that day and his parents were dead.

Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said "Damn!"

If you're having a bad day, just remember the Blobfish exists.

5+2 = 7

But 4+3 also = 7

So take your own path.

What did the skeleton say when his girlfriend said, "I'm gonna break your heart?"

He says, "Go ahead, you're not breaking my 206 healthy bones!"

It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)

When your sister asks you to entertain her, you don't!

What do you think of your mom? I can do it.

When she says she wrestles, so you pull out your dick and she punches it.

What is the difference between a human being in the car with the snow and a tree and a walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠 was your name on it haha 😂 day a day I was thinking of a good

Me: Says to kid at adoption center, "You're adopted!"

Me and kid: hug.

Thought this site needed a little bit of nice jokes.

A man walks into a bar and sees a piece of steak on the ceiling.

The cashier says, "If you can grab it, your meal's free!"

The man then said, "Nah, the stakes are too high."

The point of war is not to die for your country, but to make the fresh recruit on the enemy's side die for his.

Wanna hear a joke?

YOUR MOM!

OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?

Time to get a new fence!

If you’re bored, punch an orphan.

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Little Johnny’s father walks into the bathroom and catches him masturbating. He says, “Son, every time you do that, you kill an innocent baby.”

The next day, his father walks into the bathroom and catches him again. Johnny says, “Bow your head, Dad. Can’t you see we’re having a funeral?”

Your mum is so stupid, she tried to take the crown off a "Keep Calm and Carry On" poster so that she could become the new queen of England.

My best friend said, "Can you put your dick in me?" I said, "Can I cum in you?"