Yours jokes
Your mom is so ugly, you look like her. Oh, got 'em!
Dad: What did your older brother say before he lost his virginity?
Son: Dad, please don't.
Dad: Exactly.
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
Wanna hear a joke?
YOUR MOM!
OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
The point of war is not to die for your country, but to make the fresh recruit on the enemy's side die for his.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan because what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
The waiter asked me, "How would you like your steak?"
I replied, "As soon as possible!"
When she says she wrestles, so you pull out your dick and she punches it.
What is a nut that says, "What is your favorite name?"
A magic nut.
A man walks into a bar and sees a piece of steak on the ceiling.
The cashier says, "If you can grab it, your meal's free!"
The man then said, "Nah, the stakes are too high."
Why use Heathrow when we have your forehead?
My bully: Your face is ugly.
Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
My bully: :(
Your mother is so fat, she doesn’t need...
A teacher walked up to me and said, "How did we get butt cracks?"
I was like 4, so I said, "You had an earthquake on your booty."
Bootylicious lol
Your forehead is so big it can't even fit in the garage!
Your hairline is so ugly, even Dora the Explorer can’t even do it.
"What’s your name?"
"Am erica."
"No, I asked for your name, not your country."
Friend, you're bold and fat.
Me: Bro, go to the bathroom and look at the mirror. You will probably break it.
Roses are red, violets are blue, it's really no wonder your mama left you!
China servers are up on Fortnite, yeah, check by there.
"China getting this dick in your mouth 😂"