Yours jokes
Your forehead is so big that you dream on IMAX.
The Golden State? More like your mum's state...
What's a native chick say after sex?
"Get off me, Dad, you're crushing my smokes!"
You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."
Friends = your power level.
Emo kid = power level: 0000.
You: I have a nice hairline.
Your friend: Since when do you have one?
You: I forgot.
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
You're as tall as a giraffe.
Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!
Your hairline looks like the stairway to hell.
Bent and far back.
Your hairline looks like it got burnt in the Civil War.
Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.
Me: I wouldn’t want to be with a shitmate.
Shitmate: You’re so shitable.
Me: Bring banana ice cream.
Shitmate: Never happening.
What's your fav color?
"Emo kid hanging."
All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle? Mine's Sako-85.
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
You're an orphan.
What's still together after all the sh*t they've been through? Your butt cheeks.
Why is your hairline so put back it's looking like it was slapped by Will Smith and it needs to be fixed?
I know your name is baller cause I'm gonna put my baller into yo MOTHER HOLLER!
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.