Yours jokes
If you're ever in need of a punching bag, just go to your local Alzheimer's unit.
They'll forget you were there in like three minutes.
Dear NASA, your mom thought I was big enough.
–Pluto.
Is your MBTI type INFP? Cause you're so FiNe.
Yo momma so delusional, she thought your grandma's Venus flytrap was Audrey II.
2023- my dad is a cop.
1800- my dad owns your dad.
If you think Tracy Latimer's murder was in any way justified, put on your helmet 'cause you're about to miss the short bus.
What's the most embarrassing thing about locking your keys in the car outside a pregnancy care center?
Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.
Your hairline is so bad that KSI's hairline actually looks normal.
You look like you're playing hide-and-seek with your hairline.
How are infants and chocolate alike? They'll both kill your dog.
You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.
What's the similarity between your money and your life?
It just keeps going down.
Your hairline so bad even God says, "Aaaaahhhh!"
Kim Jong Il: Knock knock.
Political Prisoner: Who's there?
Kim Jong Il: Boo.
Political Prisoner: Boo who?
Kim Jong Il: Boo hoo? Don't cry just because I executed your wife and enslaved your children. You at least get to eat today, my friend.
Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.
POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."
Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.
How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?
'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.
When an African has a twin, your me??
Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.