Yours jokes
Who is your mum?
An emo.
You're so skinny you use floss to wipe your butt.
I told people your mom is also known as "MBD" because you're a mega baby dispenser.
Gwen: Addison, I don't mean to be mean but you're really starting to be an asshole!
Addison: I don't know what you mean. I've always been an asshole. That is why people pound me in the asshole!
Kariah: That's sad!
Why did the little girl cry twice?
Because you wiped your shitty bloody duck on her favorite teddy bear.
What's big and round?
Mine and not yours.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tank." "Tank who?" "You're welcome!"
If all the class are straight but you think that someone is hiding that he's gay, you're an investiGAYtor.
Me: (Jaiden) Why are you crying? Do you know where your parents are?
Orphan: *Sobs* "No."
God, I love working at an orphanage!
Your hairline is so far back dinosaurs are seeing it.
You're so fat you can't see your penis when you piss.
Yo, Buster, I hope I am not busting your bubble.
You're snorting cocaine with your buddies. Your eyes are closed, feeling the bliss of drugs, when suddenly something wet touches your nostril. Your buddy Mark stuck his PENIS in your face. You look up at Mark, and he says, "I'm sorry," and runs away, his pants still down.
Why did the ground crack? Because of your mum!
Kile: Hey, asshole! I bet you listen to trash 50 Cent! How about you get to quarters, listen to him! My favorite rapper is the best of all! How about you go eat a cracker, you parrot nose, fuck!
Remy: I'm... y-y... YOUR DUMBER THAN ANT! I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!
This will happen in your future, though, now because you're mean.
Why does your mom hate you?
Because you are a loser.
What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"
If you're having a bad day, just remember the Blobfish exists.
5+2 = 7
But 4+3 also = 7
So take your own path.