Yours jokes

I can see your cameltoe, you nasty thot!

"You're the bomb"—a compliment in the USA.

An argument in the Middle East.

When someone pops up in your life making you all happy, you be like, "Who sent you?"

A guy in a Costco was pretty pissed off at something. A guy walks up to him and says, "What's wrong, pal? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned aisle!"

What do you call skeletons having sex?

When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.

I was walking, and I saw an orphan, and I said, "Where are your parents?"

Evan, me and your mom are done with you.

You're going to suffer the wrath of Gru!

What did one orphan say to another? Where's your home?

Your mom is fat, and that's a joke.

What did the doc say to the skeleton? You're skele-a-ton.

That one person who can never bring a smile to your face...

Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.

A dad and his son walk out to the middle of the woods armed only with a shovel and a lantern.

Son: "Dad, it's creepy out here!"

Dad: "You're complaining? I'm the one that has to leave the woods alone!"

I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.

What do people use more than you that is yours?

1, 2, Freddy's coming for you.

3, 4, better lock your door.

5, 6, grab a crucifix.

7, 8, stay up late.

9, 10, never sleep again.

I love this song, y'all! Like if you love it too! :)

Guys, do not follow Tom, he is super inappropriate. I did a 48-hour face reveal and this is what he said:

Tom 13 minutes ago Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ur so cute I wanna fuck your pussy so hard you look amazing I luv ur face come have sex with me mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Here is a story, my best friend was Chinese, his name was Chong-king. I took him to a restaurant one day and he said, "I am Chong-king." I said I know your name is Chong-king, within a few minutes he just randomly died making weird noises and turning blue by every second.

Anyone know what happened?

My arse hole hurts like no joke, man. I just had to tell that your heads a peanut, you fucking nonce, kid, you fat fuck sack, your mum you dirty cow!

Dad/Mom: Son, you're adopted.

Son: I know. *holds up daddy's phone that has the text of them talking about it.*

Dad: Babe, we need to talk.

Mom: Okay......

Dad: He's grounded.

Mom: You're right, you're grounded! Oh, and I'm dumping you.

Son: Am I getting a new daddy?

Mom: Soon honey, soon....

Dad: I really shouldn't have let her know I cheating.