Yours jokes
Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?
When you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands.
Twenty minutes later, they're slapping you with the belt.
Your mother is so fat, she doesn’t need...
Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!
Your eyebrows could make the bushes outside feel jealous.
Memes
Person 1: Somebody farted.
Person 2: No, all I can smell is your breath.
"Deznuts up your ass."
If a girl says no twice 🤔.
Mathematically that’s a yes, so you’re good to go!
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
"1v1 me in Clash, you're trash, bro."
Your nose is so big that Apple had to make a custom iPhone that unlocks using Nose ID.
Q: What's worse than f**king a 2 year old?
A: Wiping the blood off of your clown suit afterwards.
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.
I swear your eyebrows have attachment issues, they're touching right now.
If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.
Teacher: Can someone tell me the only living thing that can reproduce without sex?
Little Johnny: "Your wife."
What did Nemo say to the emo?
"Be careful, you can't Nemo your way out of emo."