Yours jokes
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that.
But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.
Lady: I am going to come to your house.
Man: Ok.
An hour later, the lady is at the man's house. The man meets her outside of the house.
Man: You are going to cum to my house!
And then he fucks her.
Why don’t you peel a banana?
It’s too hard to kill your nana.
More like your anus.
What's the difference between a mole and a priest?
One will till your 13 to put hairs on your face.
Someone telling a joke:
Boy: "My parents are dead."
Girl: "My grandad is too."
Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"
Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"
A man came running into a hospital saying, "Doctor, Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"
The doctor replied, "I know I amputated your arms!"
I fucked your girl.
Your mom is so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies. She won't fit in it.
BREAKING NEWS
All the desert regions in the world are now considered lush rainforests. They house many different species of life and have significantly helped with the constant carbon dioxide emissions.
The reason why is because... Your texts are so dry.
Remember, children, when you're hungry at 3:00, cook forks for 10 minutes, ok?
"Oh, you’re still talking? I thought background noise was supposed to fade out after a while. Must be tough waking up every day knowing your personality was a failed experiment."
Don't challenge Death to a pillow fight.
Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushion.
What’s the first thing you should do if an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?
Throw in your dirty laundry!
I know 5 fat people; you're 4 of them.
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
A microwave doesn’t brown your meat.
Wait, this is the category "dick." Sorry yours isn't long for yo mama to get fucked up.
Why do jeans always compliment your booty?
Because they’ve got your back!
What did the booty say when it was asked to help?
"I've got your backside covered!"