Yours jokes
When I was born, I saw you at the adoption center alone.
That day your dad got milk. 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.
Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.
What's the most annoying thing in the world?
When you're told you're still qualified to live.
What is a testicle's favorite book?
Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!
I hope you have to dip your Oreos in water because your dad never came back with the milk.
Your hairline is as nonexistent as your dad.
Why'd the Titanic sink? Because your mom was still on it!
Your dad went on America's Got Talent for "smoothest way to leave their child."
Yo mama so fat, when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight, not your phone number.”
You're so bald, I can see what's on your mind.
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like roll-on deodorant!
What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?
Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
Your forehead is so big, Mr. Clean thought he would hire you!
You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.
You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has elected you president.
I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.
When you see a woman with a leg chain, what usually comes to your mind?