Yours jokes
My cousin just broke up with her boyfriend, and I told her, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of his stuff."
A piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.
"Oh, Bunsen, my flame," the sodium swooned. "I melt whenever I see you!"
The Bunsen burner replied, "Calm down. It's just a phase you're going through."
I talked to your doctor. He said you wasn’t going to make it because your stretch marks look like pieces of bacon.
What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."
Your hairline is so far back that your dad still can't find his way back home.
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
Your fay.
Well, you're the thing that sunk the Titanic.
Is it sexual harassment if a midget walks by you and tells you that your hair smells nice?
"what's that on your wrist?"
"I'm a cutting board. duh"
If you're having a bad day, just remember the Blobfish exists.
What's the difference between a little boy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't scream when you put your meat in it.
Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.
Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.
SMG4 Mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this...
Candice everyone: Candice?
Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
"Sonic Says", "If you're ever bored and have nothing to do, then just punch an orphan in the face. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?"
How do you get a black girl to suck your meat?
Put barbecue sauce on it.
So a man asked another man, "What's your name?"
He says, "What's it to ya?"
So the guy asked again, "And he says what's it to ya?"
Come to find out his name was What's It To Ya.