Yours jokes
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
If a girl says no twice 🤔.
Mathematically that’s a yes, so you’re good to go!
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
"Deznuts up your ass."
Q: What's worse than f**king a 2 year old?
A: Wiping the blood off of your clown suit afterwards.
When you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands.
Twenty minutes later, they're slapping you with the belt.
Your mother is so fat, she doesn’t need...
"1v1 me in Clash, you're trash, bro."
I swear your eyebrows have attachment issues, they're touching right now.
If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.
Your nose is so big that Apple had to make a custom iPhone that unlocks using Nose ID.
Hi, welcome to Mario's pizzeria/abortion clinic.
Where no fetus can beat us, and your loss is our sauce.
I asked my dad what his previous job was. He said: "I was a post until I met your mother."
Person 1: Somebody farted.
Person 2: No, all I can smell is your breath.
You were born out of your dad.
What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Answer: The mosquito stops sucking if you slap hard enough.
When you’re in India and you start hearing a tick, tick, tick, tick, you run!
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.