Yours jokes
If you've spent less time inside your mother than your father has, you just might be from Alabama!
What's the difference between a cop and bacon?
Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.
Your mom is so ugly that she made a mirror shatter.
Your mom is so ugly that she uses Snapchat filters to make her pretty.
Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.
"If you're good at something, never do it for free."
Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.
If you could add one zero to any number for the rest of your life, what would it be and why?
Your hairline is so far back, a pilot thought it was an airplane.
Roses are red, My cat try to kill your next >:)
Your hair goes so far back in time, even cavemen saw it!
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.
You're shorter than a thumbtack, like, boy, your auntie is probably taller than you.
Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!
What's the difference between me and you?
I leave white stains in your mom's bed, and you leave white stains in my mom's bed!
Your mom is so fat, she starts the alphabet with the letter "o" for obesity, hahaha!
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
Your mum is so fat she eats all day!
Yo mama was so fat, the Earth was flat before they put your mama in a grave.
Know your ABCs! Assholes, bitches, and cocaine!
You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.