Yours jokes
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.
Guys, can we stop this stupid drama? I just wanna post my "Doin' Your Mom" lyrics and funny jokes! Please stop it!
I ate all of your mommy's orphans.
Hi Gwen, how is life!
A. Bad, lame, and suckish.
B. Good, awesome, and you are loved!
C. Perfect!
I'm guessing that your life is NOT B nor C! Man, you're such an asshole!
Peter: *curses*
Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mom with that mouth?
Peter: Jokes on you, I don't have a mom.
Tony: *having a heart attack* AFSJDHFKJJD Peter, we talked about this!!!
What is your true crush?
A soda crush.
What's the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?
Refrigerators don't queef when you pull your meat out.
When it is quiet when you're having sex and you ask your partner to "Do the roar!"
Your mom's like a candy machine; she pops out for anybody.
A girl looked in the fridge. She got mad that somebody ate the last ice cream cone. She ran into her sister's room and said, "This is why you're fat!" Then fell down the stairs. Good thing she had that belly roll to save her.
What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.
Your butt looks so big, it's bigger than Sam Hill.
Person: Where's your mom and dad?
Orphan: :(
Incest.
When your genealogy chart is a straight line.
Your mom is so fat that she thought Eminem is a candy.
Are you a dog because you're a fucking bitch?
Your mamma so fat Thanos had to clap 4 times.
What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?
The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"
Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"
Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.
This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)
I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.
Roses are red,
My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.