Yours jokes

I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.

When your friends [are] talking about sports:

Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁

Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱

Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀

Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.

When you're lonely, watch a scary movie. You won’t feel lonely anymore!

Your mum gay, lol.

I got a handjob from a blind woman the other day. She said, "It's the biggest thing I ever had in my hand." I said, "No love, you're just pulling my leg."

You're so skinny my grandma gonna use you like a cane.

Just to get things straight, I'm NOT, I repeat, NOT racist, but this joke goes out to all the people who talk about other people with darker skin than the other person.

Bully: Your skin is so black and ugly (for the 5th time).

Me: I'm so happy you love my skin color!

Bully: Ew, no I don't!

Me: Then why do you keep talking about it?

Me and my friend were roasting each other. She said, "You look like a Reese's cup." I replied, "You're so old, your pubic hairs are 50 shades of gray."

Your forehead is so big that we may as well call it a fivehead.

I was playing basketball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.

I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers, yours are already broken.

Your hairline goes so far back that it looks like Will Smith slapped it.

Your nan.

This guy went to the gas station to get some gas, and as he asked the cashier for gas he noticed a terrible smell. He asked what the smell was and the cashier replied, "That's your gas, cuz I farted. Now hand me the 20 bucks!"

The guy said, "No, not the kind that comes from your ass, but the kind you put in a car!" The cashier says, "That fart was worth 20 bucks, so beat it!"

Guy says, "I need real gas, nothing about your ass impresses me!" Then another guy gets in line and says, "I know the guy personally, we grew up together. Always trying to be the cool kid in school, bragging about his big horse's ass...no wonder he was always the *butt* of all jokes!"

Are you my fish? Because you're supposed to be dead.

I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"

He started crying.

My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.

Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.

What's the difference between a dick and a cannon?

Your dick shots longer.

Are you a bullet? 'Cause you're stuck in my head.