Yours jokes
I got home one day and a Spanish guy, white guy, black guy told me that your sister knows her meats.
She won a trophy. We blindfolded her, then my sister said, "Yeah, I was blindfolded, and I gave all three of them blowjobs and I had to guess which flavor of the meat it was."
The Trophy said Best Blowjobs. As a brother, I couldn't be prouder.
What is saw and bleeding and covered in bruises?
Your mum.
I bet when your mom first saw you, she said, "Oh my god, this ain't my child. My child would look amazing."
Brother: Your nuts!
Sister: What do you mean? You're the one that has the nuts!
Your hairline is so bad that the queen died when looking at it!
Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.
Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Saw that shit on Roblox.
Your forehead is so big that I can’t even see your hairline, and your stupid forehead face.
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like one!
If I wanted to kill myself, I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
Your mum is so ugly she made Paul Walker run.
Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....
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Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.
Your hairline is so bad that the Teen Titans gave up.
BULLY vs. QUIET KID
Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a Tic Tac.
Quiet Kid: That's why your mom's breath smells so good.
QUIET KID WINS
You and Jason in your bed.
Your hairline's less straight than my dad's.
Teacher: Students, tomorrow bring your parents to the open house.
Student one orphan: I don't have any.
Student 2: What is the difference between you and an escaped prisoner?
Student one orphan: What!
Student 2: The prisoner gets picked.
You know that feeling when you're going through a school parking lot and go over a speed bump, then you realize that there are no speed bumps?
What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...
A female cow doesn't have a dick.