Yours jokes
You are American when you walk into the bathroom, and you are American when you walk out.
But do you know what you are when you're in the bathroom? European.
If I busted an egg on your head.... the yolk would be on you... ha ha ha!!!
Your mom's like a candy machine; she pops out for anybody.
Your mumma so fat she takes up 4 seats of the sofa.
What is your name?
My ankle is named Samantha.
"Paper is 2D!" said Pen.
"No, it's 3D!" said Pencil.
After Pencil proved it to Pen, Pen said, "Oh, I suppose you're write."
What is saw and bleeding and covered in bruises?
Your mum.
Your mum is so ugly she made Paul Walker run.
Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....
Your hairline is so bad that the Teen Titans gave up.
Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.
BULLY vs. QUIET KID
Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a Tic Tac.
Quiet Kid: That's why your mom's breath smells so good.
QUIET KID WINS
Your hairline's less straight than my dad's.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.
What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...
A female cow doesn't have a dick.
Teacher: Students, tomorrow bring your parents to the open house.
Student one orphan: I don't have any.
Student 2: What is the difference between you and an escaped prisoner?
Student one orphan: What!
Student 2: The prisoner gets picked.
You know that feeling when you're going through a school parking lot and go over a speed bump, then you realize that there are no speed bumps?
This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.
P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.
You and Jason in your bed.
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