Yours jokes
Even Captain Cook couldn't discover your eyebrows.
Your hairline looks like Thanos snapped your hair out of existence.
Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed three episodes of your favorite show.
While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!
You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.
You're so ugly, you made Hello Kitty say bye!
Kid: Hey, Mum, why are we pushing the car off the cliff?
Mum: Shut up, son, you’ll wake your father!
Your hairline goes back to the first century.
Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.
I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."
Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!
You're so ugly, even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than you!
Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"
Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.
Your life? Wanna hear a sadder one?
My life.
You. You're the joke.
Your mom.
Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?
A: I find your lack of face disturbing.
What season is it when you're on a trampoline?
Spring time!