Yours jokes

You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.

What’s the difference between your wife and a light switch?

I don’t turn on a light switch.

I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and give her it so she can bleed more.

I'll unplug your life support for my phone that's about to die.

I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.

Your hairline goes back to the Middle Ages.

Your hairline is so long it reaches your toes.

I saw your license. It said you're 15.

I checked your face. It says you're 50.

Your forehead is sooo big, NASA thought it was Mars!

How do you make Prince Andrew sad? You tell him you're over 16.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana kick your a**!

Your mom is emo, Deacon.

Your hairline is so bad people thought you were Vegeta!

I thought you were just raising your eyebrow, but I checked the x-ray, and your skull shifted 128 degrees to the right.

Your skin's so bright you could be used as a highlighter.

Teacher: "If you're dumb, stand up."

Nobody stands up.

After some waiting, the teacher says, "Really? No one? There must be someone."

Little Johnny stands up.

"Oh, so you think you're dumb, Johnny?"

"Nah, I just feel bad that you're standing alone."

Your Nan is dead.

Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."

Gwen!!!!!! I need your help!!!!!!!!!!

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