Yours jokes

Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!

Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.

I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.

When do you know your dad knows you are sneaking out? He hears the loud creaks.

What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...

1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!

Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.

Do you like Imagine Dragons?

Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.

Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."

Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."

Your hairline is so close to Earth, it's 100 million lightyears away!

Keep rolling your eyes, maybe you'll find a brain back there.

Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.

Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.

The only reason communism started was because God looked at your face.

Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!

Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.

Your forehead is so big that the teachers used it as a whiteboard.

What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.