Yours jokes
You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."
Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.
Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!
Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.
Your forehead is so big that I could draw the map of the world on it.
Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.
Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.
Your mom is so hairy that King Kong got jealous of her.
Gas, gas, gas, I'm gonna step on your ass!
TONIGHT
FOR FUN
YEAH YEAH YEAH
Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL
You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
If you're seeing this, this is your sign to go fuck yourself.
Time really freezes when you're stuck on a sinking ship.
When you let the school shooter borrow your pen so he doesn't kill you.
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
Your forehead is so big it takes 3-4 business days.
Your forehead is so big you look like MegaMind.
Your mama is so stupid.
Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."