Yours jokes

Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?

There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, you're my favorite anyway!"

The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.

Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."

Kid: 😭

When someone calls you, say "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce."

What do you do when you're bored?

Beat up an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your mom's house.

Knock knock.

You: Who's there?

Your new father!

I wasn't looking at you, your big forehead was distracting me.

I ate Taco Bell last night. I pooped out your hairline.

*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*

Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL

What's it called when an orphan calls 911?

Operator: Hello, is your family okay?

Orphan: I'm an orphan.

Operator: *bruh*

What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?

I want them both in my mouth!

Can I put my balls in your jaw <3?

You're so skinny the world turns to the left!

"You’re the milk to my cookies."

Will Smith slapped your hairline to space.

What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.

Your dad has a huge PP.

It looks like your dad is not the only one missing.

Get the gun, shoot it up your bum!