Yours jokes

Have anyone seen my balls? I can't find them on my chest.

Hey! My balls are on your thing!

Drinking coffee when you're anxious is about as effective as using gasoline to put out a fire, but slurp slurp guess who's an anxious bitch who never learns.

Teacher: I am an orphan.

Students: Oof.

Teacher: Is there anyone missing?

Students: Your parents!

Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.

I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.

Your forehead is so big even ash couldn’t catch it.

Me: How do you say yes in Spanish? You: Si. Me: Si if these nuts fit in your mouth.

Your hairline and your mom go way back.

I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.

Roses are red,

I am dead.

You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.

Your hairline is so far back that I hate it! 🤣

Your hairline is so messed up, it made Jeffrey Dahmer cry.

You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔

You know what? I know five fat people, and you're four of them!

If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?

An ingestigation.

If you're feeling numb, use your thumb.

Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.

I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?

Is your oven running?

Then you better go catch it!