Yours jokes
You’re so fat,
that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.
Your hairline goes farther back to Rosa Parks' seat.
Your hairline goes further back than your mum's divorce.
Your momma is so stupid, she farted and turned the radio on to cover up the smell.
Me: If my face looked like yours, I would sue my parents.
Sensei: That’s funny, because when your parents dropped you off at the temple, they got a fine for littering.
Cop: Hehe, that’s funny because I gave them the fine!
Are you Shane Dawson?
Because I can be your pussy.
You know you’re not liked when you get handed the camera every time they take a group photo.
Your mamma is so dumb, she went to the dentist to get Bluetooth.
How do you know you’re at a gay church?
Half the congregation is kneeling.
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Ok, Seek, you're it. Me and Hide will hide.
Seek: Why do I have to be the seeker?
Figure: Because your name is in seeker.
Store owner: You have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.
Kid: Please.
Store owner: Oh okay, but get on your tippy toes.
Kid: Everybody is hugging.
When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.
Sally had 9 pounds of boobs (9), which was 2 2 many (922), so on the 9th of the month (9229) at 6pm (92296) on 68 street (922968), she went to doctor x to get 6 operations (922968x6) and left her (flip your calculator) boobless.
Your hairline is so back when the police saw it, they had to arrest you.
Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
Roses are red, clovers are green.
I love your legs and what's in between. LOL
If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?
I went to a book store yesterday and I saw a book that said "how to solve 50% of your problems." So I bought 2.
Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.