Yours jokes

Sally had 9 pounds of boobs (9), which was 2 2 many (922), so on the 9th of the month (9229) at 6pm (92296) on 68 street (922968), she went to doctor x to get 6 operations (922968x6) and left her (flip your calculator) boobless.

If you're ever frustrated, just punch them in the face. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.

Your forehead is so big, it makes Kanye's ego look small.

Don’t like this post, or else I will go to your house and eat you! 😈

The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.

Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.

Your face looks like my butt, but it looks like you.

I think your hairline is too stupid.

Isn't there a software company named after your dick?

Microsoft?

I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...

Bully says, "You are DISGUSTING!!!!!!"

The girl says, "Just like your face."

Roses are red, clovers are green.

I love your legs and what's in between. LOL

The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"

You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!

Never challenge death to a pillow fight.

Unless you're prepared for the reapercushions.

Spell "Ihop," and then say, "'Ness, I ate your peanuts!"

Your chin is where I went on ski vacation.

If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.

What are they gonna tell their parents?

Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.