Yours jokes
Hey, what’s your favorite type of tomato? Mine is sun-dried tomato.
Get it? "Sun-dried" like "son died."
What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.
Isn't there a software company named after your dick?
Microsoft?
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
You're so ugly your mirror shattered.
Joe mama is Joe mama (your mother) LMAO!
What's the difference between a trampoline and a child?
You take your shoes off before jumping on the trampoline.
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.
Your mother.
When someone says: "You're a mistake."
Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth? I don't know. Scan the code on your wrist."
Your forehead is so big that it has five different time zones!
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Your face makes onions cry.
Depression: Here, your mom just died.
Me: My mom is already dead.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? “How I Met Your Mother.”
Bob: What is the percent of people who are depressed?
Me: If you're only counting me, 100%.
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
You're so ugly that when you walk past the toilet, it flushes itself.
When someone throws something at your forehead, it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead.