Yours jokes

Your head was mistaken for a chicken wing.

When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.

Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?

When someone says you're an orphan, say, "At least I was wanted, unlike you!"

What do visiting Goatman's Bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common?

You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.

If you get out of the shower clean, how does your towel get dirty?

Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.

Me: Hey, are your parents here?

Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!

"You is so black your mama fainted."

Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.

Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.

Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles, and lighten your burden."

Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."

Girl: "Well, that's because we aren't married yet!"

Why do y’all do this?

Because you're lonely.

Did you know curing boredom is quite simple?

For instance, you could pretend to be an apple by tying a rope around your neck for a stem.

Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!

Your uncle Jack is stuck on a horse.

Would you help your uncle "Jack" off the horse?

So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody.

*pulls out noose* "COME HANG!"

*pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*

Q: Why do orphans work at Olive Garden?

A: Because when you're there, you're family.

You're walking one day and a little kid, about 5-6 years old, comes up to you asking, "What's a condom?" You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell them.

Your forehead so big you got to go outside to think.

Your mama is so slow, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.