Yours jokes

Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.

Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.

For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.

Random: What are your hobbies?

Me: Bullying kids in WhatsApp groups 💀

Your hairline is so far back that I didn’t know you had a hairline.

Orphan: Can I go outside?

Coworker at orphanage: Go ask your mom.

Orphan: WAWAWAWAWAW

"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."

Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.

I'm gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe Biden thinks is possible with a 9mm.

Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!

Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.

Like this,

it will give you good luck. See for yourself!

I got a bowl of rice that you're formed like, an ice cube.

Your hairline be looking like the Great Recession.

Your hairline be lookin' like my negative bank account balance -1,000,000.

You're a train; you ran fast on these rails, but you gain nothing, you only gain pain.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

A dragon.

A dragon who?

The dragon gonna drag its balls across your face.

Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."

Wife: [Looks] in the mirror. Wife: I look fat, can you say something positive? Husband: At least your eyes work.

Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.