Yours jokes
SCP-1540 transforms in-front of a d-class:
D-class: Whoa dude, you’re a wolf!
SCP-1540: A am a were.
Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.
Your hairline be looking like the Great Recession.
Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.
911 what's your emergency?
"Burning in toaster."
"Toast?"
"Yeah so your calling 911 because of burnt toast?"
"Set fire to my forest!"
Your mother's hairline is sooooooo long cause Dora the Explorer could not explore it.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales said, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.
Your hairline is gone because you never bathed or brushed.
If you're cleaning a vacuum, aren't you the vacuum cleaner?
Doesn't having depersonalization mean that you're like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
Your mom.
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
Me when the your, uh, uhhhh, when your me when the your, uhhh, uhhhhh, mom.
Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.
You know they say, when you get lemons make lemonade... Well, I took that a little bit too literal.
Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.
But at least lemonade came out!
Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.
Your hairline is so far back my dad even took 48 hours to reach it.
Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.
Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.