Yours jokes

If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.

It's kinda sad seeing you attempt to put your whole vocabulary in one sentence. Oh wait, you only said three words.

Your mama's so stupid that she went on to hike Mountain Dew...

Who needs Singles Day when you're single for the rest of your life!

What does one emo kid say to the other?

"I like your cuts, G."

Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him, "Your life is ruined!" So Jim took a picture of her, and the next thing you know, he said, "Now my phone is ruined!"

Teacher said, "You never do your homework," so I shot her 7 times with a M1 BushDid911 and replied, "It's all in my backpack, can you grade it please?"

Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

When your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school.

When you get home, your mom is there with the belt, going 1k miles per hour.

You're built like a double cheeseburger.

Children and your meat are actually quite similar.

At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.

Your life can't be a joke; a joke has meaning.

Teacher: Is anyone's parents missing?

Students: Yeah, yours.

When you ask an orphan to come over:

Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"

Orphan: "Yeah, sure."

Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."

"Batteries, batteries, who the batteries in your remotes and everything else you got in your house is turned upside down?"

What’s under the bottom?

Your legs.

Interviewer: What are your strengths?

Interviewee: I fall in love easily.

Interviewer: And your weaknesses?

Interviewee: Those beautiful green eyes of yours...

I'm sorry, but your dad left for milk.

Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?

Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.