Yours jokes
The teacher called Little Johnny to her desk. She said: “This essay you’ve written about your pet dog is exactly the same essay your brother has written.”
“Of course it is,” said Johnny. “It’s the same dog.”
What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar?
It becomes a flee market.
Your hairline is so far back that your forehead looks like a growing parasite!
Girl, is your butt made of water, because it is tubig?
"Dick, you're fired."
"I'd buy that for a dollar."
When you're at your friend's house and her mom starts yelling at you
Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.
A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library. When we returned them, he said, "Your sister works the returns, right?" I told him, "Yes, she does, and she will be here in about five minutes." He said, "Why don’t we put a cookbook in the women’s sports section?" I told him, "I love it!" So I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.
Papyrus: Sans, your jokes are bad!
Sans: I don’t care; I got thick skin.
"Up your butt and around the corner!"
What is your car's name?
Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"
Friend, your mum's fat.
Me: Well, your mum's so fat, she played pool with the planets.
Do you know Mike Hawk? No, who is he? Mike Hawk in your MOUTH!
I thought a waitress said to me, "You're good looking." In fact, she was asking if I'd like some pudding.
Want to save 50% on your Chinese?
Just ask before you pay.
Orphan: Can I come over?
Girl: Yeah, but you have to bring your parents.
Is your name winter? Because you’ll be cumming soon.
You're so damn ugly that the robbers only go into your house to close the blinds.
Your so fat, my sister said. I said, "So at least I ain't fatter than your momma."
Roses are red, Your mum's a queer, Fucking hell, Can’t get out of first gear!