Yours jokes
Your hairline is so far back, even Shaggy and Scooby ran away!
"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"
I hope both sides of your pillow are warm tonight.
I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said, "I'm gonna call your parents!"
I said, "Let me know when you find them." <3
How do you know if your sister's on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes funny.
What's worse than fingering your sister?
Finding your dad's wedding ring inside her.
"we are not the same"🖕🗿🖕
Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."
Bring out your weapons, people.
It's bullying time.
What's green and bad for your teeth?
A green brick.
Your hairline is so far back that it killed the dinosaurs.
Your sister is so stupid, she only thinks an onion will make people cry.
So I threw a coconut at her.
Your hairline is so big even Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.
Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it.
You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A dragon.
A dragon who?
The dragon gonna drag its balls across your face.
Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."
Your hairline is so deep that we measure it in metres.
Wife: [Looks] in the mirror. Wife: I look fat, can you say something positive? Husband: At least your eyes work.
Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.