New Cornell Degree Plans

New degree plans announced by Cornell University:

- Frat Studies, includes classes in acquiring ketamine and arranging threesomes with your homeboy and some random girl.

- Sorority Studies, includes classes in oral sex, binge drinking, and bullshitting after the fact.

- Consent Theory, teaches the new generation that "Yes" means "No" and your problems can all be solved by regretting your own poor decision-making (the shop's still open btw).

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Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, slow-poke. The joke is roasting Ivy League schools for being expensive degenerate playgrounds. It's saying frat bros are junkies, sorority girls are liars, and modern 'consent' is just a way for people to blame others for their own bad choices. You probably think your student loans are a good investment, don't you?