Yours jokes
Your forehead is so big when you walk by I can't see what's in front of me.
Queen Elizabeth came back before your dad did.
Me: Hi Jacob!
Jacob: Hi.
Me: Your parents went to jail for littering when you were born!
Jacob: GOO GOO GAH GAH
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Half of it. 🐛
When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.
Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.
I yo yo-yo yo-yo yo-yo, yo-yo yo-yo you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you ha! Frick, fuck, gosh dang, you’re so big that you can’t ride. This is Builder.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!
Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.
She handed her an application through the mirror.
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
Yo mama so fat when the doctor saw her weight on the scale he said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"
Your mum is so fat, flat earthers think she's round!
I make weed disappear, what's your superpower?
Yo, so poor that you wash your paper plates and cutlery in a kids' dishwasher.
Your hairline and your eyebrows are social distancing.
Your hairline is so curvy now, Ice Spice has competition!
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm!
What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.