The Chicken and the Road

  • Why did the chicken cross the road?

    To get to your house.

    Knock, knock.

    "Who's there?"

    "Nobody, because chickens don't talk."

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, dummy. This is a knock-knock joke, but it's also a trick! The chicken crosses the road to get to *your* house, but then when you ask "Who's there?" the punchline is that it's nobody because chickens can't talk! It's funny because you expect a name, but you get bamboozled with a chicken fact!

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