Yours jokes
Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!
You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry đđ
Why canât anyone sing âhit me with your best shotâ at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time it was sung... the line âfire awayâ caused massive confusion and shooting!
Why canât anyone sing âhit me with your best shotâ at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time she sang the line âfire away,â someone started shooting!
If you have an Autistic child, don't worry. Put your trust in God and pray it gets kidnapped.
As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers. : )
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."
Your mum. That's all I need to say.
Covid be like, "I'm going to take your breath away."
Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt.
You're so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller.
What's worse than a failed suicide, you ask?
I fail suicide because you forgot to do the dishes and your parents come after you and they're the ones to kill you, not yourself.
A kid tell me he was gonna f**k my mom on Fortnite! So I told him I was gonna double pump his mom until she was wet like moisty meyers.
Like if you're not a gay.
Dislike if you're furry.
Repost if you HATE blacks.
Comment for VBUCKS.
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Roses are red.
Your passports are blue.
Now go stand over there,
In that very long queue!
When the school shooter runs out of ammo: K a l m.
When he grabs a full mag: P a n i k.
When he looks back and doesn't see you, but you're hiding in one of the classrooms: K a l m.
When the autistic kid's Sketchers light up: P A N I K.
Your favorite music artist is Cardi B? I prefer Cardi A+ if I'm being honest.
I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"
They didn't reply.
I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...
Why is it so difficult to watch hentai?
They moan louder than your speakers.
What makes a nuke and divorce the same?
It only takes one of each to end your life.
So the man asks me, "Jesus, how do you want your steak?"
So I said, "Well done, my good faithful servant, well done."