Yours jokes
If you're born deaf, what language would you think in?
"what's that on your wrist?"
"I'm a cutting board. duh"
If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?
If you're ever angry, go ahead and punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.
You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.
Song by John Rizk
Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.
Is Google a male or female?
Female because it doesn’t let you finish your sentences before making a suggestion.
Singing in the shower is fun, until you get soap in your mouth.
Then it's a soap opera.
Will Smith slapped your hairline to space.
What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"
"You’re the milk to my cookies."
Your mum has balls.
I bet you're naked under all those clothes. Slut.
My friend asked, "What's that on your arm?" I replied, "Oh, this? I didn't have enough storage on my phone to download Fruit Ninja so I had to improvise a little bit."
A vampire goes to the bakery.
Vampire: "One bun, please."
Baker: "But you're a vampire, don't you need blood?"
Vampire: "Yes, there is an accident outside and I need something to dip."
As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.
You should always wash your sex toys. That's why priests baptize babies.
Your forehead is so big it blocked my phone service!
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,
and then you remember you’re French.