Yours jokes

Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!

Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.

Is your name suicide because I think about you all the time?

Your sister is your mother.

Your father is your brother.

You all shag one another.

The Inbred family.

Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?

You're homeless, you orphan!

Your hairline goes so far back your dad didn't leave.

You're so emo, the sun turned black.

Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.

Shut your transparent hairline up.

Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.

Friends = your power level.

Emo kid = power level: 0000.

Your hairline goes so far back, we learned about it in history class.

Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.

Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.

People say that biting off your finger would be as easy as biting a carrot if your brain didn't try to stop you. How the f do people know that and how many people's fingers did they bite off before coming to that conclusion?

Simplest way to tell if dogs are better than cats: My dog is named Curiosity, and your cat is dead.

Why do we call them dead bodies? Nobody says "alive bodies!" Like you walk into your workplace, "OMFG IT'S FULL OF BODIES! Alive ones, though." You wouldn't give birth and say, "Come on, husband, help me with the bodies." If it's a surprise party, you wouldn't say, "QUICK, HIDE THE BODIES!" And the person who the party was for wouldn't say "OH MY GOD WHY ARE THEY DEAD!"

How do emo kids compliment each other? They say, "I like your cuts, G!"