Yours jokes
College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you, or they'll send your kid back.
I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
Two wrongs don't make a right. Take your parents as an example.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!
Your forehead is so big you look like MegaMind.
Your mamma so fat, Thanos clapped 4 times.
Your mamma so fat Thanos had to clap 4 times.
You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!
Roses are red, lemons are sour, spread your legs, give me an hour!
Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till you're asleep to rape you.
A priest says to me, "Come up, my child." Then I said, "Do I know you? Because you're not my father."
Your hairline is so pushed back, it's looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
1+1 answer 2 said all the kids, but 1 kid said 5. Then I said your mom feels embarrassed because everyday you look into the mirror, you see how empty your brain is.
Why did my foot cross the road?
Because your ass was on the other side.
Your forehead is so big it takes 3-4 business days.
You know, the earth was flat till they buried your mama.
Jake: Can I go outside?
Mom: Did you clean your room?
Jake: No.
Mom: Then f*ck no.
Jake: Alright, bet.
(Brother named No)
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.
Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.
How do you get away with rape and incest in California?
Say you identify as a woman. Fact: It's actually legal to rape your daughter if you are a woman in California.