Yours jokes
Tell your mom happy last night. 🍆 in my bed.
Your hairline and your eyebrows are social distancing.
"Your ass must be jealous of all that shit that comes out of your mouth."
Guy: "Can I tell you a joke?"
Spiderman: "Yes."
Guy: "You only have 11 months on your calendar."
Spiderman: "Why?"
Guy: *holds up knife* "Because I murdered May."
Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.
Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.
Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.
Your mama's so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."
Tyler is ugly.
If you are called Tyler, change your name.
There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.
When he was at the hospital and he woke up, he asked the doctor if he was okay.
The doctor said, "You're all right now."
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
Nah! You're so poor, you can't afford free stuff!
How to cure boredom:
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Your hair is so far back, you left it at your last address.
Principal: “Why did you have to skip class? Because of that detention!”
Kid: “Whatever!”
Principal: “Why did you have to swear? Because of that one demerit!”
Kid: “Doesn't matter!”
Principal: “Why did you yell at a teacher and throw a chair at them? Because of that you're suspended!”
Kid: “Oh well!”
Principal: “Why did you have to push a kid down the stairs and kill them? Because of that you're expelled!”
Kid: “I'm trying not to kill myself!”
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
What's the difference between normal sex and anal sex?
One makes your whole day and one makes your hole weak.
Your hairline goes so far back, even the Proclaimers wouldn't walk there.
You're so poor that when you drink water from a cup, people flick a coin into it.
I want your weight, not your phone number.