Yours jokes

Orphan

    • An orphan boy at my school did really badly on a test and started crying. I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”

    Mom

    • Mom: That's why your dad left you.

    Me: Why?

    Mom: I mean look at you, depressed, suicidal, and unhappy, always anxious, and other mental health issues.

    Me: How is that my fault? You are a rude mom!

    Mom: Your dad had a heart attack two weeks before you were born, because you are ugly!

    (This actually did happen in real life.)

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    • Wheelchair kid

    • My friend and I were joking about a kid in a wheelchair, and another kid came up and said to the wheelchair kid, "You should stand up for yourself."

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    • Orphanage

    • I once saw a kid walking down the street crying. So I asked them, "Hey kid, where are your parents?" And he started to cry even more...

    "Huh. I wonder why he was so sad..." I said as I walked into the orphanage.

    Asian

    • If you're ever bored, try scaring the sh*t out of an Asian to see their eyes open for the first time.

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    • Size

    • If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.

    Bus

    • Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."

    Ben: "I’m not going to sit down. I don’t want to."

    Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."

    Teacher: "*stands up*"

    Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."

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