Yours jokes
The daughter walks up to her father and asks him, "Dad, can I ask you something?"
The father says, "Of course, what's your question?"
The daughter replies and asks, "How do you feel about abortion?"
The father says, "Why don't you ask your sister?"
The daughter replies, "I don't have a sis-"
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed three episodes of your favorite show.
It's like your hairline and your forehead had a disagreement.
What did the taco say to the Sea Turtle? I like your shell!
Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.
Roses are red,
My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.
Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.
The next time I knock on your door, I'll hit you instead of the door.
Your family is so poor, when you knocked on the door for money, I offered you a penny, and when you knocked again, the rock answered and knocked you out.
Your mum is so fat, all her relationships are long distance.
Your mum is so overdue on eBay for £2 so she could get a male stripper.
Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.
"One man's trash is another man's treasure" is a great thing to say to someone; horrible way to find out you're adopted.
Your dad left for the milk because of your McDonald's hairline!
I went to a book store yesterday and I saw a book that said "how to solve 50% of your problems." So I bought 2.
A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:
"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."
Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.
Your hairline looks like Thanos snapped your hair out of existence.
What do you do if your dick is smoking?
Get your mum to lick it.
Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."