You're jokes

I was going to talk about your chin, but I wasn't sure which one to write about.

The IRS hates when you don't have to pay your taxes with this one mind-blowing trick.

Teacher: "I'll call your mother."

Orphan: "Go on, see if she picks up."

Do you know Mike Hawk? No, who is he? Mike Hawk in your MOUTH!

When someone saw your hairline, they thought it was a Dorito logo.

Dad: We are giving your toys to the orphanage.

Kid: Why?

Dad: So you won't get bored.

What did the person say to the orphan?

"Where are your parents?"

I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?

"911, what’s your emergency?" I asked, listening to the quiet sobs of a little kid on the other end of the line.

“I think my daddy want to kill me,” the girl said and cried, making me freeze on the spot as I recognized my daughter’s voice.

I asked, "Where are your parents?" and oh god, I love working at an orphanage.

Segma says, "32!"

Ligma Says, "And?"

Segma says, "Anding deez balls to your mouth."

If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Friend #1: "What's your favourite thing about trees?"

Friend #2: "Apples"

Me: "I can hang myself in them."

Who needs April 1st if your whole life is already a lie?

Lil Jimmy: Hey doc.

Doctor: Hi, sorry but I can’t see you anymore.

Lil Jimmy: Why?

Doctor: Because, Lil Jimmy, I’m a family doctor, you're an orphan.

Lil Jimmy: 👁👄👁🖕

Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:

11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.

When my dad left, he said he would bring back the milk, but 20 years later he only came with my new sister and eggs. And I confronted him, and he said, "I used all the milk to make your sister."

New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.

Students: Damn.

Teacher: Is anyone missing?

Students: Your parents!

My life is so sad it's because you're in it.

Hey girl, are your pants a mirror? 'Cause I can see myself in them.