You're jokes
Your hairline is so bent, not even NASA can find it.
If your dad said, "Take out the trash," he means to take you out.
I like the satisfying sounds of your butt being spanked.
Son: Mom, can I get $100 for a week?
Mom: Why do you need $100 for a week?
Son: I'm going on a date, and I need $100 for a week, please.
Mom: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Go on your date now. You got $1, so go.
Son: And you got $0.00.
If you're ever bored, adopt an orphan. What is he going to do, be kissed by Vedanta?
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick him up and sick his dick.
What's your mum's favourite food?
Chicken nuggets! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
The best part of you ran down your mother's leg... Einstein got ready to climax while doing math but realized you can't cumtilyain cumtilion. It's after sucktillion fucktillion.
Cyber bully: Your mom giey.
Me: nO U
My brother puts his butt in his face and says, "Kyle, you're cracking me up!"
Slit your wrists.
My d*ck is hard, what's your name?
Two guys are on a plane. One of the guys' name is Jack. The other is Peter.
Peter: "Hi Jack."
Flight Attendant: "You're going to hijack the plane?!?"
Jack: "No, my name is Ja-"
Flight Attendant: "Everybody stay calm! These two men are going to hijack the plane!"
Jack: "No, no. My name is Jack and my friend here is an idiot."
Why did the little girl cry twice?
Because you wiped your bloody shitty cock on her favorite teddy bear.
The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!
I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag.
OK, I'm joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.
Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?
You'd run away too if your name was OAhHhPrhhHK.
You walk into your grandma's room and you see her naked and she says "Come here grandson." What would you do?
You're walking on the street when you realize that you're in the road as you feel the horn dying away.
What is your favorite color?
Your mom is so fat that she broke your crush!