You're jokes

What did the boy goat say to his girlfriend?

You're my boo!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Sally.

Sally who?

You're going to bed right now.

What's the point of sex when you're gay?

Because only gay people jerk off.

When you're excited to finally see your sister, and then you realize she's wearing your clothes.

So I told my sister, "Want [to] hear some jokes?" and she was like, "Hit me with [your] best shot, fire away," and I was like, "Okay, I know [you're] singing an old song, yeah I was trying to see if [you] sing too," and I said, "Who do [you] think I am, Chris Brown?"

I will tell you a joke--your life.

A school shooter enters a kindergarten classroom. Little Timmy says, “He’s my daddy!”

The teacher, Mr. Mortez, screams. Little Timmy then says, “Mr. Mortez, my daddy says you’re a big fat whale and he wants to roll you all the way to Canada!” *pushes Mr. Mortez* Little Timmy says, “Hail f**king Canada!”

Jokes about Marie Antoinette aren't funny, but that's no reason to lose your head.

I know Marie Antoinette jokes aren't funny, but they're nothing to lose your head over.

You're built like a Windows touchscreen!

Hey, guy, you suck! Why do I suck? Because you're the one that's sucking juice out of a straw.

Knock, knock.

(Who’s there?)

It’s the police, ma’am, your son got hit by a drunken driver. He’s dead.

Remember kids, if you're in a big problem, yell SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEËEEEEEEEEĒEEEEĘEEEEEEEEESH!

Roses are red, get on your knees, and bark for me!

Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.

Your hairline is so ugly, like your mum.

You know Mark once said, "Go away, Freddy, or I'll suck your dick!"

Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.

A knife is like hallucinations, both in your head.

Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.