You're jokes

I don’t have another talking stage in me. 🤦🏿‍♂️ Do you squirt, and is your BD dead? 😭

Person 1: How the freak did you get in my house?!?! I locked the door!!!

Person 2: But I'm your mom... I have a key. You dumbass.

A knife is like hallucinations, both in your head.

Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.

If I busted an egg on your head... The yolk would be on you... hahaha...

I'm looking for women. Put your height, weight, and bra size in the comments.

Mom: I saw John Cena at WWE.

Son: No way, you can’t see him though.

Mom: God!

Son: What?

Mom: You watch too much reality TV (comes to smack butt).

Son: Also because I’m John Cena.

Mom: Where, where’d ya go?

John Cena: Hey, Mom.

Mom: I’m only 31, you’re 42.

What did the boy goat say to his girlfriend?

You're my boo!

I talked to your doctor. He said you wasn’t going to make it because your stretch marks look like pieces of bacon.

Write 317537 on your calculator and turn it over to spell "Leslie."

You're so ugly, even Smara gets jealous.

At an school 🏫 what is your school's name?

I bet when you were born, the doctor looked away because of your virginity.

Your mom is so skinny, she eats Skinny Pop!

Your forehead is so big that Mastermind thought you were his long lost brother!

Your hairline is so big, it was used as a highway.

Your mama's so fat, I don’t know if it is a hippo or not.

Fuck you and your shitty family!

"Ur Grandma" You think you're funny? Well, sorry, but you're not.

A bullet is like an arrow.

Nothing can stop it from going through your head.