You're jokes
This midget in my school has two moms. I said, "Did your dad go get the milk?" He told me to shut up. I said, "I don’t shut up, I grow up like you should."
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana. BORNANA.
Eating pork rinds, sword fightin' in pajamas at the crib playin' Fortnite with your grandma.
You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.
I always wear Puma, put my balls in your mouth.
It looks like Will Smith slapped your hairline so hard that the dinosaurs can see it now.
HK fans get only
Top G advice: You’re either a smart fella or a fart smella.
You're so fat, when you say the n-word, boogers come out.
Balls in your jaws.
My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are still cheesier than me...
You're as useless as Stevie Wonder's eyes!
Knock knock. Who's there? Not your dad.
Can I watch you?
Yes, you can watch me your watch.
No, I mean can I WATCH you?
I don't get it. 😑 *facepalm*.
OOOOOOH YOU MEAN WATCH WITH YOUR EYES! YES!
19 comments from. Ok-Community-6032 Cute. ❤️
Clamgodamron: Are you a kid?
Big-Reflection-104. Beautiful 😊
Rich-impact-5709. Your a doll.😈
Cutie-pie-9020 Hot!!! :P
Son, why do I not have an Easter basket?
Mom, you're 23, you don't need one. Ends calls, child support.
If you're ever bored just fuck some orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Your mom was born in a dumpster, as well as you.
Your hairline looks like a car!
You are so hairy, Bigfoot took your picture!
Your hairline is so far back you ain't got a fo'head, you got a five head!
When your mom tells you to stop playing on the computer, you say, "Foot you!"