You're jokes
Remember that you're unique, just like everyone else.
Friend: How dark is your humor?
Me: .....it...
Friend: No
Me: *smiles* GETS BEAT BY THE MISTRESS AND GETS SCOLDED BY THE MASTER!!!
Friend: Why are you like this?
If I had a face like yours, I’d sue my parents!
My friends used to poke me at weddings and say, "You're next."
So I started poking them at funerals and saying, "You're next" to my friends.
Emo girls be like: How much am I worth...
Girl, scan the code on your wrist!
The woman saw a cute lookin' cop. She had pulled up right next to him and said, "Hey, can I get your number?" He said, "Yeah, it's 911," and drove off.
Well, if someone ever calls you gay 🌈🏳️🌈, just say, "Well, at least I'm straighter than the pole your mommy dances on." 🤣🖕
Hello, I am School Shooter Memes. For the last month I made School Shooter Jokes on the site, so now I want you guys to vote for the best one. It will be in a quarterfinal format with the 8 of them being the most liked. I will link all of the polls in the comments so make sure to vote for your favourite joke.
Papyrus: Sans, your jokes are bad!
Sans: I don’t care; I got thick skin.
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.
Why did Michael Jackson name his kid Blanket?
What would you call a cover for your cock?
Wanna hear a joke? Your dad leaving you, you sad clown!
I went over to a crying child and said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at an orphanage!
Singing in the shower is fun, until you get soap in your mouth.
Then it's a soap opera.
A teacher says, "If you have one dollar and your parents give you 5 dollars, how much do you have?"
Everyone raised their hands except for a little girl in the front, but the teacher called on her anyway.
The girl said, "My parents left me, so I would have one dollar."
Your mama so fat, when she asked for a water bed they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.
What's your religion?
I got a handjob from a blind woman the other day. She said, "It's the biggest thing I ever had in my hand." I said, "No love, you're just pulling my leg."
Yeah man, you watch Pornhub, and you have premium too, but at least I don't need Premium to see your mom in bed.
Gay is a mental illness.
You're not thinking straight.