You're jokes

If your best friend tells you that he's gay for you, what do you do? Tell him, "Oh, nice gay ass."

Your mom gay, Evan.

Mom hot.

Daddy, why is this red soup so sweet?

Because your mother has diabetes.

Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.

What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?

A shower ma! (shawarma)

It looks like your face was lit on fire and someone tried to extinguish it with a hammer!

A knife is like hallucinations, both in your head.

Are you an egg? 'Cause your jokes ain't funny.

What's the point of sex when you're gay?

Because only gay people jerk off.

I have to call Bovfa. What's Bovfa? Bovfa deez nuts fit in your mouth.

What did the boy goat say to his girlfriend?

You're my boo!

I will tell you a joke--your life.

"What is your number?" "Hi."

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Sally.

Sally who?

You're going to bed right now.

So I told my sister, "Want [to] hear some jokes?" and she was like, "Hit me with [your] best shot, fire away," and I was like, "Okay, I know [you're] singing an old song, yeah I was trying to see if [you] sing too," and I said, "Who do [you] think I am, Chris Brown?"

You're so ugly, even Smara gets jealous.

Mom: I saw John Cena at WWE.

Son: No way, you can’t see him though.

Mom: God!

Son: What?

Mom: You watch too much reality TV (comes to smack butt).

Son: Also because I’m John Cena.

Mom: Where, where’d ya go?

John Cena: Hey, Mom.

Mom: I’m only 31, you’re 42.

If I busted an egg on your head... The yolk would be on you... hahaha...

Person 1: How the freak did you get in my house?!?! I locked the door!!!

Person 2: But I'm your mom... I have a key. You dumbass.

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