You're jokes

When I die, I want my body to be cremated.

And fucked! Fucked really hard, papí!! Like a real whore!! Like a real tramp!! Stuff your entire cock in there!!! Uhh!! Uhh!!

When you see your friend, you call the police, but they just moan.

Your life is the joke.

Q. What do you say when your friend has an abortion?

A. May your baby rest in pieces.

I hope you're an organ donor so your organs can go to someone who deserves them.

You're so ugly that when The Oh Hellos saw you, they were like "Oh Bye!"

Your hairline is so far back that not even God knows about it.

Inela, your hairline goes so far back I remember seeing it in the stone age! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?

You're so skinny that people can't even see you.

Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."

Your hairline is so wonky, "Wheels on the Bus" goes round and round on your hairline.

Once Roblox popped up in my server, be like, "Roblox, what are you doing?"

Me: "What the heck?" Me: "How did I get in your server?"

Roblox: "You've been banned for just cheating!"

Your Roblox friend counts to 10, but she doesn't count to "too." Then Roblox says: "Damn. Your Roblox friend can't count."

Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"

Me: Can I have your chair? 💺 You: Why? Me: For charity.

Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.

I want a bigger couch.

Why? You're going to be in the kitchen most of the time anyway.

Your hairline receded just like your father did years ago.

You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.