You're jokes
Q. When is your grandfather's bedtime?
A. Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
Your hairline is so long that sometimes even the president doesn't know where it ends.
Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.
I went fishing while watching porn, and my girlfriend said, "Well, you want my fish?" and I said, "But you're not in the water."
How come your sister is hotter than you? Funny, huh?
Your so fat, my sister said. I said, "So at least I ain't fatter than your momma."
The bully: Your gay.
The nerd: You are.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: What, your gay?
Lettuce: Tomato, you're doing great!
Tomato: Thanks for the condiment!
"Hi Koko, you said we met a few years ago. What is your real name? Lol."
I saw a little kid crying because he was lost. I asked him, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working in an orphanage!
You're so ugly, your mother thought about setting you up for adoption.
Hi, my name is Moo, what is your name? Moo.
You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.
Even your mother can never fix your hairline, just God.
You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.
You're so weak, someone breathed on you and you flew away!
You're gay.
Comment if you're not vaccinated and don't plan to be!
Women, you're a marshmallow because you're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.
Your forehead is so big, even Galactus says, "Wow, that's big!"