You're jokes

How much do the bones in your body weigh?

A skele-ton!

Your dad went to the shop to get milk, came back, went again, but never came back due to a car crash due to an itchy rash.

I fucked your mum last night, that she was salty.

What is the difference between you and me? I have parents and yours left...

You're adopted, that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk!

Me: You know your parents were very good people.

Orphan: Wow, I didn’t know that.

Me: I know, you're an orphan.

Your mom is so fat, she played bowling with the planets.

Your mama so fat she got in to the pool, the water got out and big mama! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

When your wife takes 30 minutes to get ready.

Me: Takes five minutes.

Me: Hun, you done yet?

Your forehead is so big, even Galactus says, "Wow, that's big!"

You're so ugly Bob the Builder cat can fix you.

Never mind if I told you, it would go straight through your head.

"Beast Boy Four"

Your mama was so fat that she sunk the Titanic!

Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Hi, my name is Moo, what is your name? Moo.

Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.

You're so ugly, your mother thought about setting you up for adoption.

What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"

1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”

2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.

3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.