You're jokes
Your hairline is so bad that KSI's hairline actually looks normal.
What's the most embarrassing thing about locking your keys in the car outside a pregnancy care center?
Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.
Your dad left for the milk because of your McDonald's hairline!
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.
You're a bish, and you are too!
What did the ball say to the other ball? "You're baller!"
Mom: I apologize, Sam, for being so mean to you. <3
Sam: Thank you, Mother, for your apology.
Mom: jk
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Mother.
Mother who?
Fuck off bichon, I'm your mother!
What is your favorite name?
Amy has.
Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.
What is your favorite name?
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home and walk walk home to get a car? I love you, you're the night!
Mr. Nobody: Water you thinkin's happenin', Ol' Mr. Atlantic?
Mr. Atlantic: Something Smells Fishy...
Mr. Nobody: Well, duh, you idiot! You're an Ocean!
Mr. Atlantic: WTH!?!?????
Your mom's a lead, Poe.
What time is your name from? Any time.
What is your favorite time of day?
What is your name?