You're jokes
My friend's 4-year-old daughter made up this joke.
What kind of poo should you put in your hair?
Shampoo.
Who is your mum?
An emo.
Sorry.
Why are you sorry?
Sorry for putting deez nuts in your mouth.
Why is your mom ugly, bozo?
You're so skinny you use floss to wipe your butt.
Memes
When your mum tells you to help your granny And you in plug life support.
When your friend moves to Texas and she comes back a cowgirl.
YEEEHAWW!
You're an apple. Now suck my dick!
What is a nut that says, "What is your favorite name?"
A magic nut.
China servers are up on Fortnite, yeah, check by there.
"China getting this dick in your mouth π"
Your momma is so fat, the whole Earth falls down to 100,000,000 ft.
If you're Canadian in the kitchen, then what are you in the bathroom?
European.
If all the class are straight but you think that someone is hiding that he's gay, you're an investiGAYtor.
Me: (Jaiden) Why are you crying? Do you know where your parents are?
Orphan: *Sobs* "No."
God, I love working at an orphanage!
Why did the little girl cry twice?
Because you wiped your shitty bloody duck on her favorite teddy bear.
What's big and round?
Mine and not yours.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tank." "Tank who?" "You're welcome!"
When your cousin who has a lisp died from the impostor in Among Us,
"THE IMPASTA KILLED MEH!"
Your mum gay.
How many dicks can fit inside of a hooker? I don't know, ask your wife.