You're jokes
You're gay if you see this.
What does a Hufflepuff wolf say? “I will huffle and puff, and blow your house down!”
That is related to Harry Potter 🧙🏼♂️.
Your mom is ugly.
Your mom, bro! XD Roasted! Lmfaoooooooooo!
Last night I had a dream of lead, but your mom won't let me tell you.
I'm going to your mom's house. Can you help me, planet?
This boy said, "Get your hairline straight." I said, "Girls don't have a hairline. How about you go to the barber shop and let your barber do your hair 10 times worse than he did the first time."
Your momma is so fat, when she gets done having sex she rolls over and smokes a ham.
I will make a funny joke if you let me be your boyfriend. I'm 19 and I am Russian.
You will remember reading this for the rest of your life.
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, how did you know and what gave me away?
Me: Where's your parents?
Orphan: They died and I have a phone, why?
Me: Because it has a home button.
Look at your left hand, now look at your right hand, and tell yourself, "Which hand do you cheat with?"
Wanking.
A police officer said to a belly button, "You're under a-vest."
If life was like Pacific Rim, I'd say your mom's pussy was a category 5.
So my mom said, "Did you do your homework?" Well, I say yes, and in the hour, I yelled, "This is fake, not real!" 😅😅😅
Is your fridge running?
Why yes, it is!
Then you better go catch it!
My friend said, "Dude, if you don't put your desk in line with the column, you're gay." So he did it, and I said, "Well, I guess now he's straight." ;D
There was a dude. He had a mondo dong.
His wife was like, "Yo, where are your balls?"
The dude says he left them in the fridge. His wife replies, "I knew those meatballs tasted weird!"
Your Mom tells you to take out the trash, and the next day the Police are asking if you bombed the School.
A husband walks into the bedroom door holding two aspirin and a glass of water.
His wife asked what that was for.
"It is for your headache."
"I don't have a headache."
He smiles. "Gotcha!!!!"