You're jokes
Keep rolling your eyes and maybe you'll find a brain back there.
Your forehead is so big you look like MegaMind.
Your mama is so fat, the wall couldn't support her picture.
Ur dad is mad.
Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."
What’s the difference between jam and marmalade?
I can’t marmalade my cock into your mum’s arse.
You find some dust on the ground. Your friends dare you to snort it... Then you realize you're in a crematorium.
"Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else."
The only thing drier than these jokes is your mom.
Mr. Nobody: Water you thinkin's happenin', Ol' Mr. Atlantic?
Mr. Atlantic: Something Smells Fishy...
Mr. Nobody: Well, duh, you idiot! You're an Ocean!
Mr. Atlantic: WTH!?!?????
Gwen, we can chat in 2 months. My aunt just died from COVID, and it is taking forever for us to get there to California. I love you, your boyfriend, Prince!
Your mum gay.
When someone calls you, say "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce."
Your hairline and my grandpa go way back.
Q: How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.
Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.
Remember that you're unique, just like everyone else.
What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.
Your mum's vagina is so ravenous, that last night we both ended up on the living room floor, with her on top. She was eating my creamy young face off.