You're jokes
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has elected you president.
What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?
Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.
Your mama is so fat, the Marvel Universe disappeared.
Your hairline is as nonexistent as your dad.
"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝
My friend saw your forehead and realized you're gay.
When I was born, I saw you at the adoption center alone.
That day your dad got milk. 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
I hope you have to dip your Oreos in water because your dad never came back with the milk.
Orphan: Wanna have a sleepover?
Friend: But you're an orphan.
Orphan: Just wanted a place to sleep tonight!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.
Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.
Your dad went on America's Got Talent for "smoothest way to leave their child."
When you see a woman with a leg chain, what usually comes to your mind?
My friend asked me:
Friend: "How much is your body worth?"
Me: "1 million."
Friend: "1 million dollars?!"
Me: "No. 1 million kilograms."
Friend: "Oh."
You're American when you go in the bathroom, and you're American when you come out, but what are you when you are still in the bathroom? European (you're-a-peein').
Sailors are coming onto the boardwalk and are met by Colonel Sanders. He asks them, "What is your occupation?" They respond, "We are seamen." So he says, "Well, you better wash up 'cause I'm finger lickin' good!"
What did the triangle say to the circle?
"You're pointless!"
Your momma!
Parents: Why do you use your phone on the toilet?
Me: The same reason you read the newspaper on the toilet.
If you boil your funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock.