You're jokes

Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.

When you’re in India and you start hearing a tick, tick, tick, tick, you run!

I'll break your bones, b*tch.

Is Uranus big? Well... your anus is...

W2S, you stinky, stanky fad. Seeing your disstracks really makes me wanna fap.

What do you say to an emo with a new haircut?

"Nice cut, G."

Gwen just wanted to help you with the bullying.

Tip 1. Ignore them; bullies are really just cowards.

Tip 2. Stand up for yourself; it's ok for people to also help you, but you do the same for yourself!

Tip 3. Just let them be; they're just stupid!

Love you-Iariah

To RANDYYYY,

Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.

-ALYA with love

Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.

What does the dead man say to the other? He says, "Your daughter is pretty."

The other man says, "How do you know?"

The other man says, "Because she is dead."

When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid's Sketchers light up.

Boomerangs come back, but your dad never did.

Your nan's gay.

You were born out of your dad.

Tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home and tell them their original parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage and tell them their parents died.

You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.

370HSSV 0773H wait, you're reading it upside down.

An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"

The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"

What kind of paper gets stuck to your foot?

DUH! A sticker.

Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.

Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.

Teacher: Why?

Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.