You're jokes
What do you call your mom?
Basement bound.
This isn't really a joke, but it's true. Your picture for your funeral may have already been taken :)
Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."
If you're bored, just punch an orphan!
What are they gonna do...tell their parents?
Is Uranus big? Well... your anus is...
Gwen just wanted to help you with the bullying.
Tip 1. Ignore them; bullies are really just cowards.
Tip 2. Stand up for yourself; it's ok for people to also help you, but you do the same for yourself!
Tip 3. Just let them be; they're just stupid!
Love you-Iariah
I'll break your bones, b*tch.
Your forehead is so big, if you fell, you would knock out your whole state cold.
When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid's Sketchers light up.
Tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home and tell them their original parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage and tell them their parents died.
Your nan's gay.
What does the dead man say to the other? He says, "Your daughter is pretty."
The other man says, "How do you know?"
The other man says, "Because she is dead."
Boomerangs come back, but your dad never did.
To RANDYYYY,
Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.
-ALYA with love
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Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.
Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.
Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.
Teacher: Why?
Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.
What did the doc say to the skeleton? You're skele-a-ton.
Don't adopt people, or else your parents are gonna say you're ACTUALLY adopted, k thx. No jokes anymore, bye.
I was walking, and I saw an orphan, and I said, "Where are your parents?"