You're jokes

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Bagel."

"Bagel who?"

"Toast, it's me, your arch-nemesis, Bagel, here to make up! Bye!"

What kind of chair inhabits your soul?

A hair!

Knock knock.

Who's there?

You.

You who?

Don't you get it? You're the joke, dumbass!

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!

What's the difference between you and your mom?

I slept with your mom.

I adopted you. Now say goodbye, you missed your Spanish lesson...

If you ever had your nipple ripped off by a possum, you might be a redneck...

Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"

What is the funniest joke of all time?

Your face.

I can see your cameltoe, you nasty thot!

When someone pops up in your life making you all happy, you be like, "Who sent you?"

"You're the bomb"—a compliment in the USA.

An argument in the Middle East.

I was walking, and I saw an orphan, and I said, "Where are your parents?"

Evan, me and your mom are done with you.

Your mom is fat, and that's a joke.

What did the doc say to the skeleton? You're skele-a-ton.

Don't adopt people, or else your parents are gonna say you're ACTUALLY adopted, k thx. No jokes anymore, bye.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.

What did the triangle say to the circle?

"You're pointless!"

What did one orphan say to another? Where's your home?