You're jokes
Evan, me and your mom are done with you.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.
What did one orphan say to another? Where's your home?
What do you call skeletons having sex?
When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.
You're going to suffer the wrath of Gru!
What's the difference between anal and oral?
Oral makes your day whereas anal makes your whole weak.
(This isn't really a joke btw anyway.) SpongeBob, me boy, ye ruptured me intestines with that massive c*ck of yours, agahgahagahagahagah!
A dad and his son walk out to the middle of the woods armed only with a shovel and a lantern.
Son: "Dad, it's creepy out here!"
Dad: "You're complaining? I'm the one that has to leave the woods alone!"
A guy in a Costco was pretty pissed off at something. A guy walks up to him and says, "What's wrong, pal? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned aisle!"
Just to an orphan.
Orphan: You're stupid.
You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.
Hi, I did not get your walk.
Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bagel."
"Bagel who?"
"Toast, it's me, your arch-nemesis, Bagel, here to make up! Bye!"
What kind of chair inhabits your soul?
A hair!
Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
I love you. You too. I love you. You have a good night. Love. Love. I love you. You and your mom, love. Love. You have the best friends. Love. You have fun. Love. Is it good? You you have to walk home from school and walk walk home from school. I have fun at home.
Your hair goes so far back in time, even cavemen saw it!
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.
"Oh, you’re still talking? I thought background noise was supposed to fade out after a while. Must be tough waking up every day knowing your personality was a failed experiment."